I have a half-assed functioning site and figured what better way to celebrate average at best work than to post pictures of some magazine I never heard of’s 40th anniversary edition that features 40 Claudia Schiffer covers cuz she is also celebrating her 40th anniversary…of being alive… her 40s ….and I haven’t figured out why I am posting this…she’s not naked…or in a bikini…or in a sex tape…or masturbating…or fucking black dudes for coke…it’s just wholesome family middle- aged woman bullshit that you can’t jerk off to..unless you are weird…

I assume it’s my subconscious way of saying we should all suffer together…or maybe it is may way of paying tribute to supermodels of the past by celebrating how well they age but I doubt that…it may be a tribute to girls I may have masturbated to but I don’t remember if I did cuz I don’t keep track of the things I actually fuck, let alone what I was doing to myself a decade ago and what inspired it….

Here are the 40 covers anyway…

I can’t believe I am uploading 40 images to a site that’s hardly working..

Uploading This is taking a fucking hour…I don’t think it’s worth it….Does anyone even care about this bitch??? I’m halfway through…I should just stop this now….

I don’t have patience for this…I drank pretty hard last night to stop the pain of having a shitty site…I should be napping…

15 to go….I am sure I coulda found better pics to spend all this time on…like that you could actually get excited about…not that getting you excited is a priority for me…that would be very homo.

What a waste of fucking time….

Jesus…40 pictures is excessive…Maybe I shoulda only posted the good ones…are there even any good ones?

I hate the internet….

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