I don’t know if anyone really gives a fuck about Gisele…or if anyone ever really gave a fuck about Gisele…but I feel like there was a period of time where she was all the fucking rage…you know the kind of pussy everyone wanted until they realized she may not have a pussy…but instead is a genetic freakshow native to the brazilian forests where all the world’s non-asian trannies are created in a lap…

I’m still down with posting her pictures and modeling because I think the whole ambiguity is exciting…I mean there’s no fun in jerking off to someone who you know has a pussy…there’s just no mystery in it…

I know what you’re thinking, she had a kid recently with your football hero..how could she not have woman parts….It’s called faking it, I saw Lindsay Lohan in her straight to DVD movie about being pregnant…and football players are all pretty gay…or at least gay enough to fuck a bitch like this who may have a dick…I figure a small sacrifice to make to have Victoria Secret approved tits….

Either way, here are the boring pics…

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