I don’t know about this Sophie Monk bitch. She’s got the face of a bull dog and as much as I like the slimy consistency of the slobber of a bull dog, thinking to myself “hmmm, I’d love to meet a vagina that does that but that doesn’t actually look like that wrinkly mess because I like my vagina like a hotel made bed, I think they call it hospital style, taught and tight, freshly starched and pressed if you know what I mean” every time I see it, I can’t figure out if I’m down with her weird face….

I just know that I do like her hustle. You know she’s from Australia and moved to America with big dreams with her big tits, ready to take on Hollywood one acting job at the time, that really just became a series of getting naked, staging bikini pics and being dumped for Paris Hilton…living the American Dream….

I also like her big tits.

Here she is in some movie I never heard of called Hard Breakers to start my bullshit day…

Bonus – Some other bitch named Jennifer Perry was in the movie….

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