I like my bitches fat and drunk…at least at 3 am when they’ve done last call in the bar…cuz I know I’m gonna have my way with them…cuz that’s what being fat and drunk at 3 am is for…Desperation….

Unfortunately, When I see girls like this who are celebrities, the upside and opportunity knockin’ totally dwindles, you know since no celebrity would ever be willing to fuck me, no matter how many failed relationships and inability to get pregnant they have, you know cuz I’m no K-Fed…and have no patience to play up these cunts…and they have no patience for washed up, practically homeless dudes who smell like shit while spending their money…..but at least we can always have fantasy things would work out different for us…like by being choked out on her tit…or some shit…

Here are the hot pics…cuz drunk fat bitches…anyway you cut it are porn…until you cum…then they are a challenge to get rid of them and never run into them with your friends…for fear of people finding out your stooped that low….only not so much when it is the Jessica Simpson version…

I think I’m rambling.

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