Anyone who’s been reading this site the last 6 years knows I love Lindsay Lohan. She entertains me whether she’s out doing heroin or fucking Samantha Ronson dick like it was a pussy or being used by everyone around her for their personal gain – she’s all round awesome…

Some days I only tweet to her and get ignored. Back in the day I left her phone messages of love and got ignored. I’ve even hung out with her in an erotic setting years ago….and got ignored. I like to think it is her way of flirting….

Like this is her way of getting noticed. She knows how it works. She knows the industry. She knows her tits are her best friend. She is obvious, clever, and pretty much put it all out there already, making this tame and obvious, but a good start in the right direction for me…

I’m sold. I love these full always and forever, amazing tear drop implants. They look so authentic and never get old….

Yay to Lohan my internet girlfriend who denies our internet love.

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