“Lindsay Lohan? The name sounds familiar, but I can’t seem to place it….wasn’t she on The Hills or something?”….that’s what people will be sayin about Lohan in the next 10 years….cuz she just doesn’t fucking matter…

Beezid, a penny auction site that has an office here in Montreal, hired the bitch while on house arrest to do some webcam shout out for them. Funny concept, wish I had a couple hundred thousand dollars to throw at a drowning celebrity while bored at home, but I hope they didn’t pay her too much, because when I pulled this off youtube an hour ago, only 300 people had seen it….however, I’m not a marketing genius and assume every site and their mother will post this cuz Lohan’s the talk of the town even though she doesn’t do shit in the town and it pretty fucking uninteresting now that all stunts have been pulled…

But it is funny to see what a struggling failure will do to keep in the acting mix….holding on as hard as she can…which will make her ultimate demise much funnier to point and laugh at..

A much more interesting story about BEEZID, is that I took a bath with one of the girls who works there….

That said, I’d like to get in touch with Lohan and pay her in publicity to do the same kind of video for drunkenstepfather….but she neglects me…cuz that’s what using cunts with egos and issues do as they slowly but surely fade into obscurity…

Good times.

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