There’s always that time when you look at a bitch you want to have sex with from a certain angle or on a certain day and all you see is a really bad, awkward, maybe even ugly face…it’s that split second where you go “what the hell was that”….sometimes it happens when you are having sex with them, sometimes when you wake up next to them, sometimes when you’re watching them work the ice cream shop across the street, sometimes when they are eating lunch in the park next to you…because the reality is no one is perfect, except maybe me, but that’s just cuz I dont have to look at myself….

So here is a picture of Seyfried in shorts, walking in the water like some kind of pirate, stealing her hotness and giving us this big old mouth and patchy skin….Just the way I like my celebrity masturbation material…attainable looking.

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