Cintia Dicker is a bikini, lingerie, Victoria’s Secret model that brings hope to redheads everywhere, that they as a breed of human have hope…that all the ginger jokes, calling them super humans for surviving the wilderness all those generations ago, where they were left to die when they were born and their parents thought they were from hell…devil’s babies…to all the pubic hair…and pale skin awkwardness that comes with them…they just have to reference this babe…because she gives them as a people hope that their tribe can have some sex appeal…because Cintia Dicker has sex appeal…and here she is half naked…in boring pics but still Cintia Dicker half naked…

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Cintia Dicker is the Brazilian redhead who I want to have sex with because she’s Brazilian and a redhead…I mean that and she’s got a bunch of followers and a modeling agency…which is now a prerequisite for me to masturbate to you…it’s like I need the professional endorsement and support of many to make me think a bitch is worthy….if you’re not published half naked in magazines you don’t fucking matter…especially if you’re a redhead…because redheads are hit and miss and often times disgusting, scary and out of a horror movie…with contrasting pubic hair to vagina lips that are not erotic but just weird…but this redhead is all exotic and shit…the kind you would be crazy not to want to have sex with and now she’s posing for some bullshit…who cares..

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Brazilian redhead Cintia Dicker reminds me that I want to fuck a redhead, because I never have…I’ve always been creeped out by them and their pale skin, bright pink vaginas, and clashing orange pubic hair. In fact the one time I tried to fuck a redhead, I gagged, but I’m older now, and shit is like the forbidden fruit I want to taste….even if redheads are not real humans…

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I like Cintia Dicker…even if I am one of the only ones…cuz she’s been in the game a long time…but only has 5,000 followers on twitter….meaning I am more famous than her….if your idea of fame is how many twitter followers you have….which my happens to be my idea of fame…cuz that’s all I have….

Cintia Dicker is a bikini and lingerie model…all red headed and exciting to me, someone who has never had sex with a red head, but who has always wanted to, because orange pubic hair, despite making me sick to my stomach in High School, is something I covet…and need to experience before I die…because I have realized that hating on a pussy hair color is just crazy….while all pussy hair deserves to be treated equal…and not fear being grown out..because society says you must be dark or not the color of an orange….contrasting weirdly against a bright pink pussy….in what would clash horribly if it was a pant and jacket…..but it isn’t and I want it…and here she is awesome for SI….even if she has no nipples…it is the Christian way.

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Cintia Dicker is a reminder to all redheads that there is hope….you know maybe, just maybe, you won’t end up being a freak like most redheads, all scary, pale, freckled and disgusting, with overly pink vaginas, transparent nipples, and bright orange pubic hair….but instead all bust, hot bodied, and a bikini model because we always need a leader of a tribe of freaks, a figurehead to give them all hope and to prevent them from killing themselves…and this bitch is it…at least for today cuz i like her…but maybe it’s just cuz her last name screams RAPE…and rape is our tribal instinct, something women are built for and have natural defenses against, and even if a bitch gets pregnant…let the rape baby live…to be a constant reminder how ineffective her natural rape defense is….at least according to your politicians….but let’s focus on Cintia Dicker….cuz she’s lovely.

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Wildfox is some hipster clothing line that is smart enough to hire a hot, famous, red headed, Brazilian, Victoria’s Secret model, named Cintia Dicker for the most recent swim campaigns….

Cintia Dicker always reminds me that I have never fucked a red head, cuz the red heads I knew growing up, were not hot model types…but were the freaks red heads are marketed as….all strong, awkward, pale and out of a horror movie….leading to confusion when reading Archie comics, trying to understand why he was always tempted by the red head, but more importantly, leading to being grossed the fuck out when I realized the fire crotch existede….

But now…I just want to dick Cintia Dicker…and other red heads but they are their own species and they know I wronged at least one of their kind years ago…meaning it will probably never happen…but at least I can stare at her in her half nakedness…..it is better than nothing.

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When I had the chance to fuck a redhead, I was in high school, and was disgusted by redheads…The thought of their orange pussy hair on their bright pink pussy lips, all pale skinned and socially awkward weirdness, actually made me gag, when I got the weird redheaded girl to show me her cunt as a joke, before mocking her to the whole school, leading to her committing society the summer after graduation, that I feel wasn’t caused by me, but the torment of everyone else….bullying really represents survival of the fittest doesn’t it….

That said, a decade ago, or so, I realized that I fucking loved red head pussy, but I was married, and I guess God was spiting me for the evil I displayed on a red head I had a chance with, leading to every single redhead I ever meet rejecting me…

But luckily I can jerk off to these Cintia Dicker pics…cuz let’s face it…I’d love to dick her….while she rocks GQ Brasil….

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The fact that her name is Dick’Her is far too appropriate…I can’t imagine a bikini model named dicker is legit…it’s gotta be some millions invested in marketing and research to determine that dicker sends subliminal messages to dudes to make them want to fuck a bitch, but I have a feeling her hot ass, natural red hair fire crotch I want to burn my lips/tongue and her willingness to show her tits for fashion, money, like a hooker does a good enough job of that on its own…

So here she is in some corporate video for some company in a thong and I think it sets the mood for a good self-loving session….even though I prefer her bare tits and not tame youtube videos…

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Model Cintia Dicker was in her panties, bikinis, topless, prouncing around an old cabin, for American Eagle Outfitters…and I’m pretty fucking impressed and shocked that shitty discount brands are out producing high concept campaigns that are better than the shit you see with this faggy pretentious fashion shit that fashionista posers wouldn’t be caught dead wearing…

I love the mainstream swallowing up all that is sacred in a bullshit scene. Lovin’ this shit…but maybe cuz I’ve already posted Cintia Dicker’s Tits , so I know what I am dealing with.

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