I always laugh when I see inter-racial couples. It’s not cuz I am racist, cuz dude, I married a gringa so if you are offended by what I am about to say you can always suck my dick, you like that don’t you, you fucking homo. Anyway, you know what they say about Asian men don’t you, bath-house bandit, you got more dick experience than my mom and she was a mexican prostitute, so anyway, the word is that Asian men have small dicks, I have a small fucking dick, it’s nothing to be ashamed of bt you gotta find a 60 lb person, cuz that’s the only way “Chen” feels like a man. Point of the story is that I am going to bed and that most 60 lbs people are under the age of 10 and that will get you arrested – so just accept being a little man and do what I did, marry a bitch twice you size, I’m talking 375 lbs. She’s so fucking fat that she’s just happy that someone acknowledges her, I mean I know she’s hard to miss if you’re sitting on the bus with her, and I am not just talking about her stink, I am talkin her stature, but bitch would be happy getting fucked by my pinky. It’s called years of abuse and it’s really a sad state of affair.

Love
Jesus

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