I am still stalking Lohan and I still haven’t got any response from any the people I have sent these emails to. I have also not heard anything from the police, but they are probably reading this right now. Hi Police. I will keep this up until we get an email, call or visit from Lohan. I am pretty sure that will take a long time. I was sent in a tip that this girl is Lohan’s PR person’s assistant. She deals with Lohan when she yells…not sure if it’s true, but when stalking someone we don’t slack on the emails, that’s a stalker rule, this is what I wrote:

Dear Sned,

Word on the street, and by street I mean Internet, is that you work for a PR company that reps Lohan. The same source told me that you have to deal with her on the phone when she freaks out and yells….My source could be wrong, but I am still going to write this to you, in the event it’s true, which we both know it is, but whatever….I wanted you to do me a favor and that favor is to record your next coversation with Lohan, make sure you mention the website because it’s time she knew about us, but that’s really not that stalker-like, so send me her email and phone number so that I can become friends with her. Friends is the first step towards marriage. I know you don’t want to stand in the way of pure love…..The other celebrity bloggers are scared of pissing off PR people, because they want an in with you guys, I don’t consider myself a blogger and if I am I am willing to throw it all away to one day hold Lohan in my arms (that’s a little creepier.and stalker like..) Good.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

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