I don’t get many emails. Other blogs hate me. Which is okay because I hate them. Then one day someone emailed me from a blog calling herself Andria Jolie and I got annoyed. I figure the world has one celebrity blogger who ripped off a celebrity’s name, why do we need another one. I said that I was going to be legally change my name to Lionel Lohan so that I can get readers too. Anyway, she started commenting on this site and emailing me stories to post and shit like that and I didn’t really bother with her. From my experience most girls on the internet are ugly and most girls on the internet long enough to blog, are faggots who think they are 16 year old girls or have obesity issues or are stay at home mom’s. I think there may have been one or two bull dykes too, but no one really pays attention to them. Andria Jolie wrote me saying that people aren’t linking her because she’s not gay. I told her that I would link her if she was hot enough to have sex with. She sent in these pics. She is the brunette. She’s hot enough to have sex with. I lost the bet. So now I have to link her. Unfortunately I can’t ejaculate in her, but that’s a whole other impotency story that you’ve heard too many times. That just goes to show you that looks go along way with me. I am a superficial asshole and I just made you famous, bitch.
Visit Andria Jolie and Read Her Blog and Sexually Harass Her GO
If you’re a hot blogger send in pics and I’ll make you famous…bitch.
Bonus – Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
