A friend of mine tried to convince me to go to naked breakfast today. It’s Saturday, it’s a nice day and this restaurant serves your pankcakes with full vaginal shot. I decided not to go. I figure that it’s time to start re-integrating myself into everyday society. No more strippers, no more naked breakfast, no more prostitutes, escorts or erotic massage parlors. Nobody likes a pervert and I don’t like being called a creep everywhere I go. I once heard a porn producer say that he’s not really into fucking Argentinian whores, it’s all a marketing strategy. I think it’s safe to say he’s fucking bullshit.
I am not fucking whores and if I was, I wouldn’t try to pawn it off as a marketing strategy, I would stand up proud and write to the world, and by world I mean you, I know that’s a total overstatement and that you are just one person that no one care about but without you this site would have no readers so to me, you are the world. Anyway, I’d be excited because that whore would prove my penis works.
Here are some pictures of girls wrestling in their bikinis, it made me laugh, it may not get me hard, but I figure you’re so deprived that you get off to petting your neighbors dog because he licks you.
If I knew where to find these girls or who they were, I’d say let you know where to go sexually harassment. I’d still like to say that I just made you famous, bitch.
