I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2007

21

Feb

I am – Dude Getting Arrested of the Day

I can’t focus on the screen and just at a whole bag of chips for dinner, they were on sale for 69 cents a bag and I stocked up as much as I could. I am a pretty good at budgeting. I spent a good part of my night talking to some crackhead who was snorting Xanax on the phone while telling me about doing coke with Lohan 3 years ago. It was her claim to fame. She told me not to post this video of my friend getting arrested because no one wants to be seen getting arrested on the internet, but I figure if you don’t want people getting arrested, you shouldn’t get arrested in the first place. I don’t know what he did, but I am pretty sure it wasn’t doing blow with Lohan in her hotel room….

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