Today was not that eventful. I am in Canada and it is fucking cold. I went to the store for about 5 minutes to get something to eat and all I could afford was a 4 day old salad, I figured it wouldn’t kill me, I haven’t eaten it yet, but I will, and if it kills me, this will be the last post of mine you read. Too bad it won’t be that inspiring or funny.
My wife was on my ass to clean the shit hole of an apartment I called home, I told her I’d do it if she could do 20 situps. She couldn’t so I just sat. I was hoping to convince some girls to send me pictures of their box for a new art project I am planning called webcam pictures of box, but I realized that I will never be able to seduce a chick with this site….I don’t even get any draw your vagina entries anymore.
American Idol is on my one channel tonight so before I get too excited, I am going to post some motherfuckin’ steplinks for your mooching ass.
Here are the links for the day…and my server is supposed to be going down for an hour at some point tonight.
Asian Makeout Video
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Some Adriana Lima Look alike Sex Tape
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Naked Wakeboarding Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Wrestling Bitch Gets Her Towel Ripped Off
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Some dude sniffin some girls box…interesting and totallyNSFW
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Weird Jennifer Love Hewitt Outfit
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Old School Princess Leah See Thru Pics for You Virgin Star Wars Weirdos.
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Flexible GIrl Video
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Megan Hauserman from Beauty and the Geek 3 Posing Naked in Playboy
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Lucy Pinder Lingerie
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Naomi Campbell Nude in GQ
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Some Playboy Playmate Named Zdenka
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Sex Tip of the Day
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Eva Mendes Nude in Some Magazine
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A reader and her blunt
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Paris Hilton is a Merman
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Lookin’ Good Stretch Marks
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Some Christina Ricci Action at Some Event…
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Kirsten Dunsty Bikini Top With a Scientology Book and the Finger
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Jay Z Sells Rocca Wear and Beyonce is Still Fat
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Rachel McAdams in Elle
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Slutty Sayuki Video
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Lookin’ Good Ben’s WHore
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Some More Paris Hilton Pictures at some Poker Tour
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Sexy Model named Angie Savage Naked
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Charlize Theron Bikini Pokies
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Some Cam Chick Lookin’ Amazing on a Bed With Her Crazy Ass
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Some Slag Named Isabel Figueira Lookin’ Like Some Slag Named Isabel Figueira
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Sassy Switch Blade:
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Lookin’ Good Cab Driver
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Flickr Sluts
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Some Joanna Krupa Picture Action
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Some Britney Skye Pictures
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Drunken Bowling Cellphone Video Worth Watching
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Shakin Cam Whore
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Penelope Cruz Eating Her Oscar
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College Mud Wrestling VIdeo
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You need to get sex – This Will Help
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Crazy Urban Sports Video That Will Make You Laugh Like You Were British…
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