It’s the weekend. Here are my links. I just chugged 6 Japanese beers and I think I am drunk. I’d have more to say but some drunk guy is screaming at me from outside my apartment. I am supposed to go see naked chicks at some underground club he heard of. I am pretty sure he’s trying to get in my pants cuz I am that sexy and because I have never heard of underground clubs with naked chicks that would let guys like me in for free. I know that I’ll end up in some basement where he will end up chaining me up and having his way with me, but it is a risk I am willing to take because I like free naked chicks and it is probably better than this hell I am living. Either way, this dude is Russian, his name is Gustav and I met him last week. If you are reading this on Monday of next week…it means he killed me.
In the meantime, check out these amazing links…if it is my last post, you can refer to them as my legacy. Cuddles and It’s been swell.
Miss Hooters 2007
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A Hot Slut with a Gaping Cunt for You To Rock On Your Chest Like She Was Your Own…
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Some Madonna for H+M Action
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Busty Princessa Has Huge TIts
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Mary Carey and Rena Riffel Show Their Cunts Outside Mr Chow
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Mischa Barton and Her Dogs and I am Not Talking About Her Kids…
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Nikki Ziering Lookin’ Hot
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Webcam Hotties Compilation Video
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Joss Stone in a Bikini
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Some Bikini Model Gets Bit By a Python Video
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Spring Break Hot Body Contest
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Fleshflicks – Flexible Fucking
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Evangeline Lilly Lookin’ Hot
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Nicole Eggert Lookin’ Hot
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Britney Playing Tennis
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Some Hot April Scott Pics
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Spring Break – More Fat Chicks in Bikinis
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Alina Puscau is Pretty Fucking Hot
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Sunsilk Girl Chand Nude
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last night’s party video worth watching, cuz club sluts are hot sometimes
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Some Hot Model Posing in Lingerie Video
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Fire Drawings Video
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Sam Cooke Has The Best British Tits
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Spring Break Wet T-Shirt Contest
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Paris and Nicole on the Set of Simple Life Lookin Like
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Cool Dance Moves Loser
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Arab Sex Tape of the Day
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lohan is Back in Business and By Business I Mean Drunk
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Kirsten Dunst in Shorts
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Heather Graham on Masturbation Video
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Fergie Playing Live on Spring Break Video
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SImon Cowell Talks about His Sex Life
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A Little Cam Girl Action
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Eva Looks Hot in this Ad Campaign With Tight Shorts On
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Jeremy from the Pearl Jam Song Becuase You are a Loser Who Like Pearl Jam
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Eva Longoria Bent Over Birthday Pics
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Bitch From the Pussy Cat Dolls Posing
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Spring Break Beer Funneling Fat Chick Runs Into Ocean in a Thong
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Amy WInehouse VIdeo
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Lohan Running Over the Paparazzi
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Hot Tits
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Hayden Panettiere Sucking The Stanley Cup’s Dick
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Some French Lingerie Model
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Hey Virgin. Wanna Fuck Next Weekend. This is How
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Bonus: Big Brother Coratia Chick Falls Down