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2007

20

Mar

I am – Day Dreamin’ of a Burger and a Nap of the Day

I woke up on my kitchen floor at 6 am this morning because it was the only place I could get some fucking sleep. My wife keeps getting fatter and with obesity comes sleep apnea, it will kill her one day but the sounds she makes may kill me first. I was woken up by my landlord who wanted to let me know it was the 20th of the month and I still hadn’t paid him rent. He said he’d take 100 dollars off it I went and painted an apartment that he’s trying to rent out because the bitch who lived there before got knocked up by some rich guy and moved in with him…or was sent away by him…I didn’t really get the story because my landlord has a thick accent I don’t understand but the apartment was filled with her shit like dirty panties and other things you’d like to jerk off to, weirdo.

The entire day I was day dreaming about grabbin a burger and a nap, but instead I was stuck painting. Here’s that daydream.

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