The funny thing about Tila Tequila is that she became famous on myspace, while I tried to become famous on myspace and got up to 3000 friends only to get my account deleted by those News Corp motherfuckers…I guess that really isn’t funny at all, but it does give sluts everywhere hope of getting noticed and the dream of fame coming from being a myspace slut and myspace sluts usually have pictures I would jerk off to if I wasn’t impotent. I guess that’s all I have to say about this slut, but don’t think I didn’t notice her wasting perfectly good booze by pouring it all over her fake titty self instead of drinking it. I guess she doesn’t realize that alcoholics like me find the whole thing fucking offensive as shit because I’d die to have that booze with me now, instead I can’t even afford a fuckin 40 of malt liquor and try distracting myself by looking at her lame fucking pictures. I am all about insertion pics these days and in case you didn’t notice she ain’t inserting shit. Go fuck yourself Tila Tequila and your myspace fame too. Cuddles.

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