My computer fell on the ground today and almost ended my internet career. I was pretty pissed off because I have yet to seduce a woman on the internet like most people I know have. I don’t know what is stopping me, maybe it’s my impotency, maybe it’s my wife, but it’s probably because I know all girls on the internet are ugly. Hot chicks are too busy being hot…
There is nothing really wrong with ugly chicks from the internet, so don’t think I am shitting on your strategy to get laid. We all know that it’s your time and would rather see you with an ugly chick than being that dude who jerks off on the bus for highschool chicks.
Here are my links for the day, I think I am sick, Cuddles.
I want to watch Kate Moss Shower, Even If She Rarely Does It.
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Courtney Love Lookin’ Hot on The Beach and By Hot I Mean HIV Chic
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Scarlett Johansson Esquire Shoot Outtakes
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Some Dirty Movies of Sluts Getting Naked
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Sexy Webcam Video
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Some Girl Talking About Being a Topless Dancer
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Some Bitch Named Sunny Leonne Posing in the Tub
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Fleshflick – Public Sex
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Rod’s Stewart Son Sean Used To Jerk Off to Rachel Hunter
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Olsen’s Look For New Noses
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Some Webcam Girl Named Tila Tequila
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Heidi Klum Shopping
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Lohan on Drugs
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Girls Playing Table Tennis Video
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Boob Prank Video
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Nasty Bitch Named Miss Cris Talks About Shaving Her Cunt and Bores the Fuck Out of Me
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Christina Aguilera is Hot in Nylon
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Hairy Armpit Fetish
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Mangina Wrestles – Amazing…
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Amy Ferguson Pees in the Shower
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Michelle Marsh Topless in Maxim
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Fabiana Tambosi is Hot in Her Underwear
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Shaving Your Legs Picture
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Perez Hilton’s Yearbook Picture
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Celeb Nipslip Collection
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Chick Getting Off On Her Bike Seat Video
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Huge Tit Doctor’s Office Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some American Idol Slut Named Alaina Alexander Half Nude
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Changing Room Prank
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Lesbian Shaves Her Head in Her Bra
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Topless Bitch at Rio’s Carnivale Video
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Imgoen Bailey Hot Pics With Tits
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Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox Kiss On The Lips – As Sexy As You Kissing Your Granny on the Lips
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After Dinner Sex
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Gisele Modeling
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Some Slut Named Renata Maciel dos Santos in her Underwear
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Shilpa Shetty is from Big Brother UK and She is Showing Off Her Cunt
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Sophi Has Hairy Legs Video
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Jennifer Hudson is My Dream Girl
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Britney’s Bodyguard Pulls His Gun on a Photographer
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Shaving Cream Wrestling Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Dancing Black Guys Beat Each Other Up
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The Dahm Triplets are Trashy and Naked and Filmed by Dale Earnheardt in this VIdeo
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Claire Sweeney pulling Down Her Bikini
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Jess at the Beach Video
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UFC Champ Named Chuck – Falling Asleep in an Interview
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Some Sluts in a PETA Ad
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Some Porn Conference Pics
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Parek is From Eastern Europe and it Looks Fucking Hot
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Who is the Next Pussycat Doll Slut
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Girls Wrestle on the Beach
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Creepy Youtube Video
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The Virgin Joke Never Gets Old…You Need This To Help You Get Laid
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