Tyra Banks is like some kind of Hitler on her show. She likes ordering people around but in this clip, she is ordering them to moisturize their breasts, and as much as I am not a fan of Hygiene, tit grabbing on national TV works for me…it’s like one step closer to having a strip club in my shit hole I call home….

There’s something funny about seeing girls touching themselves in groups. I was at the strip club last week and accidentally walked into the changing room with the strip club DJ I became friends with, I thought I knew him cuz he sounded familiar, maybe it’s cuz all strip club DJs sound the fucking same. SIx of the girls were practicing the booty shake with each other and giving each other tips on how to make it better. One fat one was on her knees lifting one ass cheek at a time and another was on all fours. When they saw me they called the bouncer and I got kicked out of the club, but I still have the memory screenshot in my brain, I win…whores…..

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