I was told that whenever I am around the conversation always goes back to sex. I try to explain that happens because I am pretty sexually frustrated and haven’t had a real vagina in over 6 years now. Sometimes I pass ziplock baggies full of rotting in them on the sidewalk and think to myself that that shit would probably be a hot fuck…
This is a video taken of a fat chick doing a blowjob shot in a bar. It made me laugh so I decided to share because sharing is what we are here for, now feel free to share pictures of your ex girlfriends or current girlfriends with me because writing this blog is lonely sometimes….
You’d think that a hefty bitch would know how to give a fucking blowjob considering guys have probably been taking advantage of her and playing off her insecurities since she was 14 landing them the best blowjobs of their life and giving her 2 minutes of gratification, you know feeling like she’s wanted. You’d also think that a fat chick would never miss the chance to take in as many calories as she can by not letting anything in front of her go uneaten, but reality is that sometimes things don’t happen like they are supposed to.