I don’t know how they do it at Benni Hannah, I don’t know how they do it in Japan. I don’t know how they do it in the club scene of L.A. and I don’t know how dudes who own streetwear companies choose the groupies they fuck, but I do know that this picture of Steve Aoki with his sister Devon Aoki makes me uncomfortable.

Sure, I have seen incest porn and have heard stories of farmers knocking up their sisters when they were teenagers because they were the only available pussy around when they were growing into themselves and learning about sex. I have heard of incest based towns all over the USA where the pickings were slim and the only way to keep the community going was to fuck your family, but that doesn’t make it right.

I was out at a bar the other night and I told a girl a story about the 20 year old I used to know from Germany. He lived in my hometown with his father and stepmother, but his biological mom was in Berlin running some fashion magazine. Dude would go visit her in the summers and when he was 15 his mom started fucking him. She was the impression that she created the perfect man from her own womb and that it was her right as his mother to fuck him.

I am not saying that Steve Aoki actually fucks his sister, but I am saying that he’s probably thought about it while circle jerking with DJ AM.

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