Here are some pictures from some surprise performance Brooke Hogan was involved in somewhere in Florida. I don’t know any of the details because I don’t really give a fuck about Brooke Hogan, other than the fact that she looks like her dad and I always had a thing for his pulsating muscles and work out audio tape.

I do remember this bitch being a little fat while planning on launching her failed music career and it’s nice to see that she realized her key to success was to get toned and barely dress for her shows to keep people like me interested. I can’t really dis her because she’s probably better looking than most of the crackwhores I threw it to over the years and she is definitely better lookin’ than my fat wife.

I guess I’d write more, but the sun is rising, and I always feel like a crackhead when I go to bed when the sun is rising. It’s just not the way you society thinks you should be living and keeping up appearances, like Brooke Hogan’s realized is important and takes a lot of commitment. On a side note I realized that I have no memory for jokes, I always remember the punchlines but can’t ever pull it together. I was at someone’s house today and was trying to be the life of the party but I just embarrassed myself with my delivery. Lucky for you, I will never do stand-up, unless my act was just telling punchlines to jokes I don’t remember, which could pretty much be a huge success. I will update more when I wake up but until then click my links below. Cuddles.

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