I decided to get more active this summer because my lungs feel like they are filled with mud, so I decided to steal a bike. I couldn’t find one worth stealing but did find an old helmet in the garbage. I figured that if I have the bike helmet and hit up stealing a bike in daylight no one will think I am stealing….I got the idea from my Hipster’s Stealing Bike video. It’s all about lookin’ the part, even if lookin’ the part is rockin’ a helmet even though helmets make you look fucking gayer than DJ AM.
That said, I probably will never go through with it because it is too much effort, but I did go through with my stepLINKS even though no one is coming to the site today. I guess they are with their family and friends, enjoying the time off or some shit…
I don’t have a job, so I just don’t get excited about holidays….now click on my link…
Some Girl’s Big Fat Tongue
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Kelly Brook’s Bikini Photoshoot For Memorial Day
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Mischa Barton Hospitalized
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Avril Lavigne Tells the World She’s a Highschool Drop Out
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An Actual Video of US Army in Battle for Memorial Day
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Jesus Protester on Sunset Strip and a Girl Getting Naked Next To Him…Almost Amazing…
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Kim Kardashian and Her Hip Hop Producing Loser Who She’s Banging even Though He’s Paris’ Sloppy Seconds…Sexy
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Havin’ Fun
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Some Maxim Chick Showing Off Her Tits in this Video
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Lohan is Going to Die and I Blame the Lesbian Cock Ronson
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Naked Yoga is Hot When The Right Person Is Doing It…
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Happy Mugshots
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Kissing Video I Don’t Understand
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Weird Paki Party With Strippers
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Lohan’s Dad on Lohan’s Addiction…
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Tweety Bird Popsicle Doesn’t Really Look Like Tweety…
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College Bikini Fight
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Jessica Biel Pumpin Gas
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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The world’s Best Bellyflop
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Fergie Performing With Some Kind of Retardation
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Sienna Miller Topless in Alfie
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Photobucket Lap Dance Party
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Mischa Barton in French Elle Magazine Lookin’ Okay…
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Perverted Baby Video
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Claire Danes Down Shirt Tit Pic
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Britney Spears Heads to the Tanning Salon
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Hipster Pole Dance
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Naked Photobucket Chick. Not Sure How I Keep Finding These
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Paris Hilton Hiding Like Because She’s Got a Fuck Ugly Face…
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Nicole Richie is Pretty Fat for an Anorexic Drug Addict…Maybe She’s Knocked Up, But I Heard Anorexic’s Don’t Get Their Periods
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The Lohan – I Know Who Killed Me Trailer
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Flexible Girl Gallery
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NSFW Sex With a Tribal African Dude – I think this is Staged…
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Svedka Vodka Drops the Lohan Party Sponsorship…Too Bad She Can Afford Her Own Fucking Vodka…
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Gay Activist Gets Punched in the Face
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Losers Fight Over a Girl on Springer
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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On the Street Cleavage Bounce
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Beer Drinking Pig Reminds Me of Me
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Remember the Girls Farting In People’s Mouths on the Street from Fuse TV, This Is Her Prepping for the Fart Video….
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BestWeekEver’s Heidi Montag Bikini Comic
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A Whole Lot Of People Dressed Like Princess Leia Pictures
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NSFW with a Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Who’s Ass Is So Big There is A Rash Where the ASs Chicks Meet…
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Vice Dos and Donts With HIV Chloe Segivny
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Marilyn Manson Taught Justin Timberlake About Pussy
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Use This If You Want to Know What a Vagina Looks Like Firsthand…
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