I have decided that my new years resolution is to ask more girls to show me their tits in person. I figure that since I do it all day on the internet I am ready to take the step into the real world and randomly try getting everyday girls to pull out some tit. I am talking about the bitches who work at the grocery store, people on the street, people in cars, there are pretty much girls everywhere and a least all of them have some kind of tit and I want to see them. I was out earlier and tried to get some hot girl in a sports car with her window down to show me her tits. She was about to do it but wanted money. I offered her 20 dollars and she was about to do it but then her friend walked out and put a stop to the fun. It was stepONE of a new tomorrow and I think it’s going to get me arrested.
I suggest you do the same and send me the pics. Since I am an equal opportunity bloogger and I assume at least one of you has a vagina, you can do the same thing by asking dudes to show you their dicks. Fair is fair but the problem is the second a girl asks to see a guys dick the guy will probably expect the girl to be willing to take it in her mouth so be careful. Tits are less aggressive…unless the girl you are asking has a big ol’ boyfriend.
Either way, Click my links. I am dizzy and if you are wondering who the picture of the header guy is, the story is that this dude reads the site 3 hours a day and his buddy sent in his pic saying that he’d be honored to be my stepLINK header. I like to make people happy and I like to make simple dreams come true so #1 stepFAN thanks for reading….(update, fan #1 got mad about the whole thing, so his friend who was trying to do a nice thing, asked me to put a picture of himself up instead, I have given up on posting pictures of my 3 fans, and will go back to random funny shit I come across tomorrow. I hate drama and ruining friendships when all I am trying to do is make dreams come true…)
Some Site Interviewed me Cuz I am Amazing
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Kym Johnson from Dancing with the Stars
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Rad Girls Dog Snatching Cuz They Are Crazy
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Rad Girls Subway Pole Dancing Because They Are Crazy
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Rad Girls Pregnant Prankster Because They are Crazy
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Perez Hilton Does Vice Dos and Don’t Like He Knows What the Fuck He’s Talking About….Some People are too Fucking Ugly To Have an Opinion and Have No Fucking Business Having The Opportunity To Voice Their Stupid Fucking Opinions…
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Victoria Beckham Wearing No Pants Looking Amazing
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Christina Aguilera Wearing No Pants Lookin’ Amazing
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Katherine Heigl No Make-Up Slut
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Perez Hilton’s Troll Feet
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Paris Hilton Lesbian Prison Fantasy
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Jim Carrey and Bikini Clad Jenny McCarthy on the Beach.
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Very NSFW Chick Getting Banged While Smoking…Very NSFW….
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Hidden Gyno Cam
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Teachers Behaving Badly
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This is an Amazing Interview with Some Crazed Autistic Home Schooled Kid Socially Awkward Kid…
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Nice and Vanessa Can’t Afford a Real Bodyguard because they are Useless Celebrities So They Hire Heart Attack Man To Sit on People Who Get in Their Way
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Elisha Cuthbert Finally Lookin’ Sexy
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Britney Spears Throws a Knife at Some Dude…
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Guilia Siegal Hot in German Maxim
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TheCobraSnake Dos and Donts and Talks About Lohan Doing Coke
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Eli Roth’s 24 Inch Cock For You Sick Fucks
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23 Nights in Paris The Video
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Some Dude’s Tight Clothes Fetish That I don’t Understand…Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Dude’s Flickr Gallery of Girls He Doesn’t Know
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Paris Hilton Prison Soap
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Britney Throws a Knife at Some Motherfucker
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This Topless Chick is What Inspired Terry Richardson to Take Pics The Way He Does
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Some Girl Writes About Getting Waxed
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Some Mexican Making “Orgasmic” Sounds
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Michelle Marsh Topless in a Magazine
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Liz Claman TV Reporter’s Hard Nipples
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Drunk Nipslips
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The Art of Kissing
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Hot Belly Fetish For the Gay Fat Lovers
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Naked Nessa
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Naked and Pregnant
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Watching Girls Change Clothes
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Some Slut’s Tits Talkin About Celebrity Gossip
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The Ultimate Foot Fetish Sex Toy
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Angelina Jolie Adopts Another Baby
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Petra Nemcova and her Tits
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FleshFlick – Creepy French Guy (NSFW)
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Leann Rimes on the Cover of Shape Magazine
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Victoria Beckham In Bondage Gear
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How About a Happy Dancing Girl To Make You Realize Life Is Happy for Some People
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Lesbian Bikini Beach Party
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Emily Scott Showin’ Off Her Tits
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This is Why You Shouldn’t Pay Bums to Arm Wrestle
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Hayden Panettiere’s Cleavage
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How To Fake Semen on Photoshop
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Megan Fox Under the Hood in Transformers Showing Off Her Fucking Hot Body and Talking About Squirting….
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Yvette Lopez Photoshoot
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Kerri Russell Wet Tank Top
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Security Camera Catches Dude Shitting
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Nicole Richie Hiding From the Paparazzi
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Call the stepHOTLINE and Leave a stepMESSAGE
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Use This Spray and Get Laid Cuz They Say It Works….
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