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2007

18

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was walking by the water this past weekend and saw the coolest couple I’ve ever seen. they were fully white poor trash and dude looked a fucking wreck with ratty hair, some trashy tank top and was rockin’ a Speedo. He was holding his wife’s hand and bitch was in a pair of the tightest and shortest cut off jean shorts and some kind of halter top that showed off her tits. These motherfuckers were so fucking big, collectively 100 pounds overweight each, but they just didn’t give a fuck. Her tits were so long and exposed, hanging to her belly button but dangling off the side of her body. His speedo was buried beneath he gut that I didn’t think dude had pants on. Beer in each hand spending a romantic day together, made me realize that that should be me. I am just too self conscious to rock that shit in public or in private, I am not talking about the speedo, even though I tried one on once in the 80s and just couldn’t stomach the thought of wearing that shit while claiming to be a straight man. But the speedo isn’t really what I’d be embarrassed about, letting the world think I am in love with a beast of a wife with her disgusting fat tits hanging out is where I draw the fucking line. I would never hold my wife’s hand in public, I want people thinking that she’s my sister or some shit.

Either way, here are my stepHOTLINE Messages of the Day

Drunken Dialing Call Number 1
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Drunken Dialing Call Number 2
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And Here are My Links…..


Obama Girl From Youtube Fame is Today’s Maxim Girl of the Day
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Amazing Paris Hilton Birthday Cake You Need to See
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Some Girl Wants You To Buy Her Fishnets
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Lohan cancels her 21st birthday which means no upskirts for you
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Bai Ling is crazy
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Greek Maria Menounos tits, Cuz Greeks Like it in the Bum
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Blindfolded people have to figure out if they’re touching ass or chicken
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Maria Sharapova cameltoe upskirt –
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Gary Coleman is black and desperate for money, surprise surprise-
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Airbag ruins guy’s balls
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Beyonce is Big in a bikini
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Adriana Lima photoshoot –
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Cam girl in camo
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Some Chick With Disgusting Hair Posing
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Asian girls touching their boobs in white bikinis –
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Naked girl with hairdryer cord between her legs –
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Heather Lawless reviews this ass piercing –
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Steven Tyler and Janice Dickinson is the same person
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Nikki’s Strip Dance
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Lucy Pinder lingerie shoot
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Decorate your house with living dominatrix’s
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Lipstick lesbians Sandy and Jana
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Alessandra Ambrosio bathing suit pictures
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How to pick up the office intern
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Kate Hudson is gonna get foot fungus
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Steven Tyler and Janice Dickinson is the same person
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Some Crazy China Man Gets Run Over By A Bus
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This band is thanking me in their Liner Notes…May Not Be a Big Deal To You, But it is to Me
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Hot Rachel Bilson Posing Pics You’ve Probably Already Seen
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Leaked Michael Moore Movie Called Sicko
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Camel Drinking a Coke
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Some Michael Jackson Fan
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Girl Getting Her Tit Sucked at some Montreal Party
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Joanna Krupa in Ralph Magazine
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Yahoo! Rips off a Blogger
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Nadine Cole Has Won Best Legs in Pop
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Some Chick Named Amanda Braun Posing
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Some Chyna Doll and her Massive Fake Everything
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Holly Madison Pre-Playboy Hooters Road Trip
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Tyra Banks Teaches Girls How To Pee
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Meth Oh Meth Video
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Some Chick Named JennaVee Naked and Posing With Weird Shoes On
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Some Old Lohan See Through Pics – Cuz She’s in Rehab But I Still Remember Her Tits
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Some Bikini Contest If You Like Bikinis
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Japanese Hot Oil Massage Video
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Some Dude Loses an Insane Amount of Weight
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Some Chick Plays With Her Tits in the Camera
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Grandfather Letting People Know Why He’s Hot – Amazing
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Japanese Port-o-Potty Prank I Don’t Get
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Coolest Hair in a Mug Shots
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Football in Pussy Video You Don’t Wanna Watch But Will Cuz You’re a Pervert
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Drunk Shaming Gallery You’ve Probably Seen Before
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Some Chick and Her Bowling Strike…
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Top Gear Bloopers
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Disgusting NSFW Vagina Piercing…It’s Disgusting and NSFW
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Find Vagina In Your City
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If Using the Internet Doesn’t Find You Pussy, You Can Always Use This Spray. I hear it works….if you have a little game…because it doesn’t do the talking for you….
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