Not leaving your house makes for a pretty exciting fucking existence. I made my way out for my daily 1 block walk to stay fit and to realize that it’s too fucking hot outside for me and that I am at the age where I listen to the weather warnings to stay inside because I like to think of myself as having the health of an 85 year old. On my walk I saw some drunken dude in a stupid fucking outfit, I’m talking leather chaps and long greasy hair, staggering around and realized that it should have been me. I liked all the attention he got from the people walking by, giving him dirty looks and crossing the street to not cross paths with him. I wanted to get it on video, but I don’t have a camera anymore so I have to write my Day Dreams out instead. The fucking thing broke last week and Best Buy won’t replace it. If I was smart, I’d find the contact email of the marketing fucker at Best Buy for all of you to email him. So if you have it send it my way. I want a fucking refund. Poor people can’t afford cameras to begin with, but I borrowed the 200 dollars from my wife in hopes of making it big on the internet and now I can’t get the broken camera replaced. I guess it just sucks to be me.
What doesn’t suck is the stepHOTLINE so here is the stepHOTLINE Message of the Day –
I need a Better way to Link This Shit and this Bitch Needs Puppies…
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Call the stepHOTLINE – Today’s Question is – What are you wearing?
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Now Here are My Links….Click Them….
Bachelorettes of the Year
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Lesbian Samantha Ronson Takes a Shot at Candy Spelling Because I Hear She Likes Candy…In Her Vagina…
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Holly Madison May Be Pregnant With Hugh Heffner’s Kid. It’s Called Her Retirement Plan.
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Some Chick Named Hadise Upskirt
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Jennifer Garner on the Beach
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Some Hot Blonde Chick Parties Hardcore
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Cameron Diaz in Tight Jeans
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Joss Stone Gallery – Because Everyone Finds Her Ugly But Me
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Hilary Duff Posing Sexy
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Fergie is a Drunk
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OJ Simpson Book Hits the Internet – Read Some Excerpts – Motherfucker’s Crazy
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Lara Flynn Boyle Hides Behind a Parking Meter Because She’s a Skinny Bitch
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Kimmy Stewart’s Sister Named Ruby is Hotter than Her
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Mandy Moore Photoshoot Outtakes
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Room Full of Naked Women Video
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Some Paris Hilton Look-a-Like Gets Invited to Some Shitty Red Carpet Event. Perez Hilton was Invited Too So It All Makes Sense…
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Evangeline Lilly Gives the Finger Cuz She’s a Cunt
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Dude Finds Away To Get His Girlfriend to Let Him Cum in Her Ass
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I hate friends – But I don’t Mind Jennifer Aniston Taking Off Her Bra Video
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Some Slut Named Maggie Q
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Miranda Kerr is Some Slut in Lingerie
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Howard Stern Orgasm Video With 3 Chicks and a Modified Power Tool
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Lil Kim Slimmin’ Down and Hangin’ Out
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Evangeline Lilly Dresses Up Like a Farmer
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Victoria Beckham Has Awesome Tits
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Rad Girls Makeout With Old Dudes
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Dude gets a Guitar Smashed On His Head
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Rockin’ Bikini I’d Hate To See My Wife In
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Dude Has A Massive Foot
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Ballwork for Dudes is an Exercise Video You’ll Like To Watch
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Redheaded Chick Hides When Amy Winehouse Makes Out With Her Boyfriend….
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Carmen Electra Dancing on Stage
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Some Girl With Big Tits on Youtube
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Liz Hurley Dressed Like an Angel
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Brad Pitt’s Mom Hangs Out With Jennifer Aniston – Who Cares.
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Britney Spears is Suing Clear Channel
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NSFW- FLESHFLICKS- Sex On The Train
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Funny Labiaplasty Ad
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You Need Menergy
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Some Big Brother Chick Takes a Shower
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Nicole Pregnant Joke for You
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UK Popstar named Louise Redknapp In a Bikini
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81 Year Old Man Runs a Redlight and the Whole Police Force Takes Him Down
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Fucked By A Werewolf
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Some Fishing Slut
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Map on Boobs Prank
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Dude Can’t Drive
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Some Handicapped Dude Dancing
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This Spray Will Get You Laid…That’s the Story I Heard…
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If Sprays Aren’t Your Thing Use This To Find Sluts
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