I am all for showcasing talent on my website, even when that talent creeps the fuck out of me. I don’t know what turns a person into a juggler, but I am glad to know that there are some people out there who see a set of balls and grab them and teach themselves how to use them properly.
I remember hearing about a jugglers club a while ago, where a group of street people and hippy freaks would get together on friday nights to train and master the art of juggling. I was tempted to tip off the FBI because I am pretty sure that a man who juggles is a man who may be inclined to diddle little boys.
I am not saying that this dude is a ped, I wouldn’t want to get sued, I am just saying that maybe he likes hanging out with kids a little too much and from what I’ve been told, being able to dazzle them with a solid juggle is much more effective than asking them if they like candy or if they want to come see your puppy.
That said, here’s Mr Juggle Man, seen on the streets locally but I am sure you can book him to perform at kids birthday parties, school activity days, maybe even hire him as a babysitter or for your bachelor party, if you’re into this kind of thing. Remember there is nothing funny about pedophiles or abusing little kids and I am sure this dude’s a nice talented guy but there is something funny about a grown man who juggles….and he’s just going have to come to terms with that.
I put this song in the video because of that annoying juggling viral video that was huge a year ago. It’s my attempt at being funny. I never said I was good at it.