I decided that I am getting old. After getting drunk all weekend I realized that I have no memory of anything I said or did and there was a time when getting drunk wouldn’t really make me black out. I know that I made a few girls feel awkward when telling them shit like that I don’t read, I watch amateur porn, or when a group of girls were posing for the camera and their friend was trying to egg them on by throwing out “emotions” for them to act out and I screamed “you just found out you got AIDS”. It may not seem that funny, but I never said that I was funny and I thought it was funny so I guess that’s all that matters. After spending a day thinking I was going to have a heart attack yesterday and passing out before midnight, I figure that I just don’t have what it takes to be a drunk anymore. I am pretty sure I’ll keep on trying until I master it again, or die in the process, but at least I have set some goals for myself. Something I was always criticized for never doing throughout my life.
I am looking for people to help work on the website, I figure that it’s going no where with just me running it, so if you or someone you know is funny, good at video, good at webdesign, good at anything, hit me up….
Since I know you’re a loser, just click on the links of sites I checked out today, asshole
Optimus Prime Sex Tape for Publicity
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Those Nick and Vanessa Pics Will Never Hit The Internet Because They Are of them Fucking and They are Suing
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Kimmy Stewart’s Legs are Dating Tommy Lee
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Porn Chick Samantha Sterlyng Taking a Political Stand
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Girl Washes Her Ass in the Ocean…
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Girl on Girl Teaching You the Kamasutra
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Mary Kate Olsen’s Thong Exposed
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Girl in Tight Pants Dances For You
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Rebecca Gayheart Grabbin Her Husband’s Cock and More Good Stuff While in a Bikini
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Kate Beckinsale Making Out With Husband in Public. That Slut.
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Petra Nemcova Gettin’ Down at a Party
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Some Hot Naked Blonde Chick
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Lohan in Tight Spandex Working Out
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Some Topless Girl and Bikini Clad Girls Show Dudes a Good Time on the Golf Course Video
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Nicole Kidman’s Ass in Video
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Fantasia Barrino Got Her Clit Pierced
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Porn Dude Cums in some Girls Eye – NSFW
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Paris Hilton – Post Prison Fun
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Bastardly Game – Guess the Back
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Lindsay Lohan 21st Birthday Video that Will Make You Laugh
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Jessica Cirio’s Hot Ass in Hombre Magazine
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Jessica Simpson’s Wax Ass
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Nicole Richie Covers Up Her Baby Factory Gut…
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Some Flight of the Conchords Performing Their Comedy Act Because My Stepdaughter Talks About them Sometimes and Someone Sent In This Link….
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Alley Bagget Likes Coca Cola in a Bikini
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Older Lady Teaches Some Creepy Lookin’ Guy How To Bang – NSFW
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Sluts Showed Up To Celebrate Diana’s Life…Here’s Some of them
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Her Name is Aylar, and this is her Bikini Shoot Video
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Movie Critic Dies. RIP.
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Do You Want a Ride on the Dildo Cart….
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Dresses Like a Retired Granny on Vacation
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Shitty Scarlett Johansson Photoshoot
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Memories of Lohan then and Now
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Cameron Diaz is a Homewrecker
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Kristin Kreuk Takes Out The Trash
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Classical Barbie Girl
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Pam Anderson Blowing Out Birthday Candles and Not Blowing Cock
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Lohan’s Short Shorts have an iPhone
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Liz Hurley’s Son Wears a Bikini
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Hilary Duff Froze Her Sisters Panties
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Reef Girls Have Crazy Asses, Watch These Videos
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Video of Supermodels in Bikinis Playing With Meat
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Fake Tits at a Party Meet Photobucket
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Amateur Porn Chick Meet Photobucket
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Some Cam Chick Interviewed on Radio Naked
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Hipster Bitch in a Band Called Stink Mitt Giving Herself a Frontal Wedgie
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Buy your September 11th Commemorative Coin Made Out Of Silver Recovered at Ground Zero
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Dude Pisses on a Cop Car and gets Arrested
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A Day in the Life of Tera Patrick
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Guy Tries to Steal a Mic on Live TV
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2 Blonde Chicks Making Out
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Music Video Set to Topless Scenes in Movies
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Tina O’Brien is Some Hot UK Soap Chick and here she is Posing
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Crazy Girls Drunk and Topless at the Pool
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7-Eleven’s Become the Qwik-E-Mart For The Simpson’s Movie
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This Site Has More Good Links For YOu
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This Spray Will Get You Laid…And Who Doesn’t Like Getting Laid???
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I am part of an online 4 wheel driving club that met up today locally..
Well, this kid showed up with his dad and i thought there was something odd about him.
He later posted pictures from todays event, apparently forgetting what else he had in his photobucket album