I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2007

13

Jul

I am – Eva Mendes Somewhere-Or-Other of the Day

Eva Mendes

I still don’t remember what Eva Mendes is famous for, not saying she doesn’t deserve it, but I really can’t remember and I am to lazy to google it. At this point, I don’t even care because my computer is fucking up today, I’m behind on all my work and none of the stars seem to be out in bikinis today. Is it cold in LA or something? It’s humid as hell here in my apartment which really isn’t helping my situation at all.

Maybe it’s cause I’m only 18 or maybe just cause I’m a chick but I will almost always choose the cute girl over the super “sexy� chick, hands down. I think cute and pretty is way harder to pull off then sexpot bombshell. Don’t get me wrong, I think there’s a place for both types of women, and I think for men especially (and you guys can correct me if I am wrong) the two actually serve a really purpose.

I guess what I’m trying to say is, it’s easy for most girls to get a glance with implants, a short skirt and stiletto heels, whereas pulling off the cute thing is a little tougher, cause you have to look like you aren’t trying. The difference between the two in the end, is one that you want to fuck the shit out of in a dirty bathroom stall in a grimy bar and the other you want to take home to meet mom. Eva Mendes is the latter.


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