I woke up well rested and feeling like a million bucks today, but that feeling faded away when quickly I realized it was because my alarm didn’t go off and I got to sleep in for once. That feeling was further crushed when I realized that there was no fucking power in my house for some god damned reason, and I couldn’t work, make food, listen to music or basically do fucking anything until it came back on. First guess was that Fatass left without paying the hydro bill for last month, and spent the money at the strippers instead.

Being that I’m a child of the technological age, I can’t do anything without power and nothing I own has batteries. My mother bought me this giant clock for my room because I never show up on time for anything, and its permanently set to 10 because I haven’t bought batteries for it. I also really just don’t give a shit about being late, I’m kinda like fuck you, you know? The whole situation made me realize that I need to at least go out and buy a vibrator or something, because I was bored as fuck. I felt like Abe Lincoln, except without the candlelight and the whole civil was thing or whatever.

I suppose I could have read a book or something, but I’m not Asian or anything, so you can’t expect too much from me intellectually. Here’s Bai Ling. Even though she’s Asian, you can’t expect much from her intellectually either. I, however, am smart enough to know nobody wears those god awful peace sign necklaces anymore.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

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