I don’t think I am ever going to have kids, mostly because the though of something growing inside me makes me want to throw up all over my keyboard, but if I did I would keep such a fucking short leash on them, they would hate me forever. And when old dudes at the park came up to them and gave them bottled water, I would spray them with my pepper spray and kick them while they were down.
hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez