I have to go to the doctor tomorrow so the posts may start a little later then usual and no, it isn’t the same itching and burning you have been having (you REALLY need to get that checked out) I know 5 of the 6 people reading this are unemployed anyways and don’t get up until noon, but I thought I would do you the courtesy of letting you know, cause I’m nice like that.
Fatass is coming back next week, and I can’t decide if I’m happy or not. The beer in our house seems to last a lot fucking longer, and all of the sudden there is an abundace of food as well. I do miss him tho, and I think this blogging thing has brought us closer together. Hopefully he keeps me working on the site as a part time correspondent, cause I’m sure some of you virgins out there get excited knowing there is a female around, instead of just some fat, impotent middle aged guy.
Here’s todays links, click them and make a wish!
hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez
Drunken Pole Dance
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Maya Veronica Like Whoa!
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Double your pleasure, Double the Fun!
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Backyard nunchuck battle
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You better buy some condoms, virgin…
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Lisa D’Amato = Very Nice
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Hey there Vagina!!
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Fast cars you will never own, loser
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Nauseous Girl Falls in Toilet
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Drunken Mosh Girl
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I fucking love Gary Colemen
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Lookin good Sweetheart
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Cindy Crawford = Still Hott
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Three teens with bouncing booties
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Hegre Girls Holiday
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Now THATS what I call skateboarding!!!
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Seems like this Nun likes the wang
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One of the chicks from TATU upskirt
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Paris HIlton not loosing her inheritance. Fuck you bitch
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Jackie Degg will give you a boner
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Japan thinks of everything first
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Veggie Fuck
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Tubby gang bang
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Kelly Brookes like whoa!
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Dwarf Cage Fighting!!
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Bai Ling = Still weird
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Crazy Japanese prank
100 people chase a random person for no reason
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Buttered Floors
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Rod Stewart = Still Old
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a pink bikini
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Nicole Richie Comfirms she is pregnant finally
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Laundry Hottie
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Where it hurts
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Dumbest burgaler ever?
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Unbelieveable series of car crashes
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!!!BOOM!!!
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Dina Lohan proves once again that she has no brain
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Malaysia says no to Gwen Stephanie
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Hot or Not?
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Jenna Jameson loooks more like skeletor everyday
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Really, Really Hungry
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Lil Kim and God love Lohan
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One Punch KO
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Britney Spears is afraid
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Stephanie Tanner is classy
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Kathy Griffen spills the beans and looks sort of
(for kathy griffen)
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Paula Abdul = Trainwreck
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Mena Suvari in some magazine
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Nick cage is king of the castle
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Paris tried to outdo Lohan’s firecrotch shots
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Get laid and make mommy proud
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