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2007

27

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was out walking today behind what I thought was a really, really fat white women, with those long braid extentions in her hair that the black girls who used to kick my ass in school used to have. They were really long and down to her ass, but also really ratty looking. I started to imagine what her white trash house looked like on the inside, and her 6 snot nosed kids eating Raman noodles on the living floor and kinda felt good about my life for a few minutes.

I was spaced out and didn’t notice her stop and bumped into her, but when I turned around, she was not a she, but was in fact a he, wearing a pair of ninties style Oakleys with a full beard. Now I could tell this guy was no faggot, he just had hair like a faggot, and I can’t figure out why. Nor could I figure out why he would want to sit and have his hair braided for five fucking hours like a Jewish Girl on Vacation either.

So be careful, cause you never know when the lady you’re staring it is going to be a guy. Unless that’s you thing, which wouldn’t surprise me, homo.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

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