I didn’t leave the house today because I was hung over. I ate 5 cobs of corn because I got them for a dollar yesterday and sat on my ass hung over. I got to thinking that it’d be awesome if my life wasn’t what I say it is….you know like if I actually made money, had a hot girlfriend, lived in a mansion and that this was all a joke…
Like when I was in high school, I knew this closet case who would always talk about how hard he fucked a chick the day before. Everyone thought he was a fucking star and looked up to him and when we were at school all the girls would grab him and make out with him and he’d just look at us like he was the fucking man. Well it turned out that he was fucking men and when he would go over to girls houses he would do their hair hair and make up and their nails and they’d talked about boys while eating a pint of ice cream that they would later make themselves throw up while holding hands..things weren’t what he said they were…
Unfortunately for me, my life is what it is…and here are my links…you’ll just have to click to find out ….
Vanessa Hudgens Has a Nude Christmas Video Circulating…Send It To Me…
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A Whole Lot of Disgusting Diseases You May Have…
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Diddy Buys E in IBIZIA Video That Could be Fake..But Who Knows…Looks Legit to Me…
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Some WWE Blonde Bombshell Named Kelly Kelly’s Photoshoot
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Britney Spears Aplogizes To The World….
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This kid beats his mother and gets pissed all day – VIDEO
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Tyra yelling at Britney Edit that May Turn You On…Weirdo…
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Slut Katie Lohmann by Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed for Playboy
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Jessica Alba Has Herpes It’s True….
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Jessica Alba and Dane Cook Sex Tape Parody That Sucks Fucking Dick Because I Hate Dane Cook and Because Jessica Alba Has Herpes….
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Phoebe Price is Some Plastic Surgery Disaster With Big Fake Tits
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The News Talks About Vanessa Hudgens Nudes…
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Trust Fall Doesn’t Work Out So Well…
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Fergie Upskirt Pictures That Don’t Prove She Doesn’t Have a Cock
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Some Drunk Chicks Talking About their Assholes in a Video
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Camilla Alves in a bikini…She’s Banging Matthew McCono however the fuck you spell his name…
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Selita Ebanks in a Bikini for SI Lookin Pretty Alright…
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Some Hot Marissa Miller Bikini Photoshoot Video With Nipples and Cameltoe
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Hollywood Streaker Gets Arrested…
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Party Girls Show Their Asses Off
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Some Nicole Richie Pregnancy Tits
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Britney Spears – Drunk, Stoned, Wasted
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Some Gwen Stefani photoshoot where she’s wearing a stupid wig because she’s a cunt who I hate…
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Some Sexy Coors Light Commercial Called “Eye Test”
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Guy gets pepper sprayed cuz he’s an idiot.
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Toronto Film Fest News – Sounds Exciting…
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This Kid Doesn’t Scare Easily…
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Some Slut Named Ashley Jensen Gallery
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A Mel C Music Video Because You Like Lesbians
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Lookin good Sweetheart
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Idiot ties rope to legs and lets a truck yank him off his feet – VIDEO
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Hayden Panettiere gets hair done; Has new boyfriend already cause she’s a slut
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Kelly Brooke in Lingerie Pictures
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Topless Car Wash Pictures
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Too much boob to handle Video Even Though There’s No Such Thing…
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Shay Laren Half Naked Hotness
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Japanese Chick Katsumi Shows Her Tits on TV
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Cash Warren cheated on Jessica Alba Because She Has Herpes
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Alyssa Milano vs Mariah Carey Washed Up Whore Face-Off
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Dumbest answer ever on Double Dare
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Old clip os Monica Belluci in Dracula
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Truck blows up in some country where there is wars – VIDEO
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Trackin’ The Sean O’Donnell Fame Train Because He Reads the Site and Told Me He’ll Hook Me Up When He’s Made It…
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Ashley olsen still looks like a troll I want to Fuck
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Just a blowjob please Video
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Ultra Flexible Girl Video
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Demi Moore Just Gets Hotter the Older Bitch Gets…
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JLO is knocked up and No One Cares….
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Some Photobucket Tit
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Hydro Car – VIDEO
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Jodie Foster has big hair to Match Her Broken Down Pick Up Truck Face….
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Liz McNarnon Big Breasted Half Naked photoshoot
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Some Asian Chick Loves Octopus A Lot
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Camera Phone Tits
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Britney’s Naked Bod (no, not that Britney)
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Marissa Miller in a Bikini
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Kristen Kruek eats Ice Cream Like a Slut…
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Victoria Beckham and her Orange Tits…
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Celebs Celebrate the Jew-Year
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Here’s a Conversation with Pick Up Artist Mystery Because He Has Game and You Don’t
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MS DOS 5 Upgrade Video is Funny
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Some Dude Is Under Investigation for Sending a Teenage Girl Pictures of Him in a Diaper
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Mandy Moore does not know how to cook, but has set a goal for herself to take cooking classes.
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Read The Comments on this Monica Bellucci Got Cum Post
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Some Photobucket Chick Posing in Her Underwear….
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Find Pussy In Your Neighborhood
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Here’s a T-shirt For You Because It’s Funny…
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Use This Spray to Get Laid
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Mom’s Try Anal got a 68
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