Someone emailed me the weirdest email from South Africa telling me how much my links suck because there are so many of them. I realize that people in South Africa are at the cutting edge of pretty much nothing but I do post a lot of links, but I figure what the fucks the difference you just have to scroll over the shit you don’t like to click the shit you do like. I guess I’ll try to scale shit down a little more in future, not to keep assholes happy but because it means less work for me. I am hoping my server issues are sorted out so that tomorrow I am back in full force. In the meantime I am going to get the fuck out my house because my wife’s makin’ me feel sick to my stomach.
I am going to go out to a club, but a bottle of champagne and buy all the pussy in the place to make me feel better about that, only instead of champagne I’ll be buying a 2 for 1 beer special and instead of buying all the pussy, I’ll probably make friends with an old Irish drunk dude with a limp….My life is awesome.
Here are my links:
Iran is Faaaabulous Video
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Heidi Montag was Willing to Die for Fake Tits
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Whoose Boobs Latina Edition
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This Dude Eats Anything
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Britney Video Inside the Public Bathroom Asking the Paparazzi to Get Her a Sandwich Cuz She Can Only Shit When She Eats Quiznos
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Britney Looks Like a Fucking Wreck
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Oscar De La Hoya and His Internet Lover Helga
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Elisabetta Gregoraci in a Thong Bikini
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Some 2 Year Old Geography Genius
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Racists Want to Kill Halle Berry’s Baby
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Beyonce’s Full Half Naked Amex Commercial
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Weird Video With a Hot Chick in a Thong and a Midget Picking Up The Garbage
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Jailbail Warning – Victoria Justice
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Remember Jessica Alba’s See Through Shirt
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Lohan’s Leaving Rehab
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Kelly Brooke Topless in Arena Magazine
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Paris Hilton Will Never Do Letterman Again Because He Teased Her
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Geri Halliwell Topless/Nude Pics from a While Ago But Still Worth Checking Out
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Some Strip Club Lesbian Orgy
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Some Petra Nemcova All Dolled Up Lookin’ Hot
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A Little Trishelle Bikini Action
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Here is the World’s Sexiest Weather Girl
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Some Vintage Phoebe Price
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Fastest Handjob By a Japanese Girl
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Christina Aguilera’s Wearing a See-Through Top Showing Off her Pregnancy Belly and Leopard Print Bra
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Christina Aguilera’s Perfume Launch Preview
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Pam Anderson Can’t Stop Partying
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Some Ashley Tisdale Music Video
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Elton John Gets on of my Favorite Photographer’s Picture Seized Because The Female Models May Have Been Underage
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Kate Bowsworth in Mom Jeans
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Kate Moss is Getting Married
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Jessica Alba Might Be Pregnant
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1010 Girls in Bikinis on the Beach To Break Some Record
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Tome Cruise and Katie Holmes Have Trouble in Paradise Because He is Gay
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Some Compilation of Crazy Faces….
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Stinky Pussy Makes This Porn Dude Puke – NSFW
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Some Foot Fetish Albums on Photobucket
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A Little Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Another Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Dude Gets His Dick Chopped off For Comparing His First Wife’s Sex Skills To His Second Wife’s Sex Skills.
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Photobucket Smut
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More Photobucket Smut
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And Even More Photobucket Smut
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Some Nudity in this 1970’s Vietnam Hippie Movie Trailer
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Download the New Foo Fighters CD
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Pre Release of PJ Harvey’s CD
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Some Ariel Rebel Masturbing Action
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Some Chick Named Victoria Vass in Penthouse
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Pornstar Squirt Got a 72
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Use This Spray to Get Laid
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Use this to Find Girls to Get Laid By
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