I knew this kid a couple years back who was a natural player. Dude got pussy every time he left his house. It just wasn’t a thing for him. He didn’t even try to seduce girls. He was just something they all wanted to get with. I am talking from the hottest girls imaginable to the lesser quality ones but he couldn’t even go to the store or the coffee shop without one striking up a conversation with him and giving him her number. It annoyed him because shit was too accessible so he decided to join the abstinence club at the college he was going to. His goal was to take all these asexual/virginal/born again virgin 20 year olds and turn them onto a better, sexier existence. He was only in the group for a week before realizing that dudes in the abstinence club are fucking lame but the girls weren’t so bad, they were just misguided. I think he ended up breaking 3 of the 5 of them.
If you’re wondering why I am telling you this story, I have no idea why, I just ran into him and I remembered how funny that shit was….Anyway, I’ve decided that I need to make myself famous, because I am tired of being poor, so if any of you virgins have important uncles or friends, get them to put me on TV. Thanks in advance.
Here are my links.
Pornstar or Popstar
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Ice T Fondles Coco’s Ass on Stage
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Some Abagail Clancy Lookin’ Hot in FHM
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So 2 Underage Girls Want to Get Topless and Make Out With Each Other For Joe Francis, then They Sue Him After the Fact…So Joe Francis releases the Video….Proving that Girls are Fucking Stupid….
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Some Kylie Minogue Kissing Geri Halliwell Video
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Some Dude Tries To Fit As Many Marshmallow’s in His Mouth…
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Britney Spears Pirate Panty Upskirt
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Some Famous Chick Named Lola Ponce Rockin’ a Pretty Fucking Small Bikini
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Israel Shows Off Their Hot Soldier Sluts in Maxim Video
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Some Nicole Richie Pregnant in Stripper Shoes…
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Adriana Lima’s Thong Shot
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Kid Vs Ball Video
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Alessanda Ambrosio Showing Off her Bra Video
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Nicole Kidman Porn
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Torture George Bush Game
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Keeley Hazell Playing Tennis Topless
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Dildo Prank in the Elevator
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Shakira’s Hips Don’t Lie and They Donated 40 Million Dollars to Peru..That’s A Lot of Money…
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Kelly Brook Works the Pole Half Naked….
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Heidi Klum Kissing Up On Baby Daddy Seal
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Danielle Lloyd Showing Off Her Thong
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Play the Party Foul Game
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Nicole Richie Goes to DUI School
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The Hills Audrina Patridge Flashes Her Panties
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Melissa Midwest Goes Hardcore…Finally
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Kelly Ripa’s Got No Make-Up On and I’d Still Bang Her…
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Katherine McPhee is Engaged and Squating in Short Shorts
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Nsync’s Joey Fat One Wants to Bang Britney
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Daisy Fuentes Bikini Pictures
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Models Yana and Sandy Naked and Touching Each Other
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Christina Aguilera Talks About Sex
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Hayden Panettiere Wants You….
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Steve-O Can’t Find a Condom in a Hotel With a Naked Chick
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Selena Spice Video of Her Showing Off Her Body
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Hilary Duff Rocks a Push Up Bra
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More Pics of Hilary Duff Rockin’ a Push Up Bra
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Diddy Demands Respect….
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Posh Spice Rockin’ Her Flying Nazi Hat
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Michael J Fox Vibrating Video…Sad
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Chris Brown Molesting Rihanna
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Matthew McConaughey Married That Hot Bikini Model Camilla Alves…Bastard
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Some Girl Gets a Pretty Intense Massage…
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Alicia Keys – No One Video Dropped Today…Here It Is….
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Will.I.Am’s New Video I Got it From My Mamma – Daft Punk Remix….
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Some Dude’s Bachelor Party Video
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Jessica Alba Gets Her Nails Done
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Dad is that you?
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Best of Playboy Part 1
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Best of Playboy Part 2
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Some Idiot Jumps Off a Bridge Because He Thinks the Cops are Chasing Him
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Some Photobucket Black Porn
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Some More Photobucket Black Porn
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Download a Dave Chappelle Live Comedy Show MP3 in the stepFORUM
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Download Red Hot Chili Peppers Greatest Hits Album in the Forum
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British Slags…..
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Period Sex Vile and NSFW
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Find Yourself Some Vagina Next Door
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Use This Spray to Get Laid Because IT Works and Sex is Better than No Sex…
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