That party like a rockstar song is pretty big right now, but partying like a rockstar is a waste of fucking money. All these kids with their parent’s credit cards are going nuts buying their bottles of Grey Goose like shit makes other people think they are rockstars in their designer clothes, when everyone knows that you’re just some asshole with his parents money or even with money made at a call center all week only to blow and give the illusion of being a rockstar. What people should be aspiring to do is party like a homeless person because homeless people are always fucked up and they do it on a budget and it is a lot more accessible for the everyday man. Sure, chicks don’t fall for homeless dudes, but after drinking a bottle of rubbing alcohol who really gives a fuck because you can’t see the chicks anyway cuz you’re blind now motherfucker and covered in your own feces or the feces of your friends….if you even have friends, but you don’t care about friends cuz you’re partying like a homeless man and homeless people are like lonesome cowboys.
Either way, here are my links.
Clip from Keeping Up With The Kardashian’s Where She Learns How to Pole Dance
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Bert And Ernie Are Gangsters
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Which Game Show Host Would You Rather Do
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Jennifer Aniston is Obsessed With Her Pubic Hair and So Am I….
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Some Drunk Hot Chick Eats Maggots Video
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Jennifer Garner’s Thong Slip
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Model Isabeli Fontana See Through Action
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Kim Kardashian on the Runway With Her Fat Ass
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Kim Kardashian’s Got Some Big Fucking Tits in a Blue Dress
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Review Of New Radiohead Album
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Some Life-Sized Hologram of Kate Moss Is Pretty Amazing and I want One To Fuck
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Pee-Wee Herman’s Angy Leprechaun Halloween
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Phoebe Price On Set of Some Music Video in Action…
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Diddy Slapped a Man Over a Girl at a Night Club Because He Can Do Whatever He Wants
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Lucy Pinder Photoshoot With a Snake Video
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Ben Afleck’s Kid Plays With Money
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I am Convinced Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey are Brother and Sister
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Rosario Dawson’s Got Some Hard Fucking Nipples
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Some Slut Who Can’t Sing
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The Keeley Hazell 2008 Calendar Pictures
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Teri Hatcher Pickin’ Her Wedgie
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Gay People Hate Perez Hilton and So Do You…
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Vanessa Hudgens’ Nude Pics Get Her Paid!
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Some Dude in a Wheelchair Wins a Date With a Pornstar
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T.I. Goes to Jail For Buying Machine Guns Cuz He’s Awesome
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Kate Moss Does i-D Magazine in Her Panties and Looks Good
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Amy Winehouse’s Wigs Are Made From Romanian Orphans.
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Justin Timberlake Shotgunning a Beer at a Tailgate Party
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The Vatican Think The Pope Came To Us From the Grave in Fire
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Naomi Watts Rock Hard Nipple Scene
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Some Dirty Cunt Needs To Get Some Full Throttle – Comedy Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Here Comes Everyone On The Bride Video
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Some Drunken Girl Craving Massive Attention By Showing the World Her Ass Video
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Last Night’s Party Always Finds the Drunken Whores Willing to Get Naked
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Girls Caught Tanning Topless on a Roof Top
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Some Beach Volleyball Girls Gallery
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Some Dudes Roommate Gets Caught Jerking Off
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Pete Doherty and His New Model Girlfriend Named Irina Lazareanu Who Was His Young Model Girlfriend When She Was 15 and Was Then Discovered by Kate Moss
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This Picture Changed my Fucking Life….
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Some Webcam Chick Teasing Like Webcam Chicks are Supposed to Do
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Kat Cross Showing Off Her Big Tits For Ralph Magazine
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Read the Spencer Pratt Interview In Radar Because It’s Jokes…Like His Career
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Some Ashanti Spread in King Magazine With Her Tits Bustin’ Out
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Paris is Going to Rwanda To Cure the AIDS Epidemic With Her Vagina
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Some Girl Shows Off Her Ass On Photobucket Because Girls Seem To Like To Take Naughty Pics of Themselves, Just Not For Me….
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Scary Kids Scaring Kids CD – Weird Fucking Name for a Band but Download It If That’s Your Thing.
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Some Three-Way Chick Fight Breaks Out on the Street
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Use this Spray To Get Laid
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Find Pussy in Your Hometown Because Sluts Are Everywhere
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Find the Best Porn Sites Out There To Jerk Off To, Because Let’s Face It, It’s The Closest Thing You Can Get To a Gf
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