So it turns out a few people do read this site because I got an email from someone who told me they overheard a dude in a bar call something “Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts”. I am pretty sure that I coined the term because I’ve been saying it for a long fucking time and I can’t remember ever hearing anyone ever say it other than me. Most people just kinda laugh awkwardly around me when I do say it and because it’s just so fucking stupid and only someone as stupid as me could come up with something as equally stupid as that expression. So I doubt that anyone would come up and that they got it from this site and that means I am going to the fuckin’ top one nipple slip at a time, it’s just taking a long fucking time, because I still have to steal money from my wife for cigars.
Katie Holmes Has a See Through Top
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Who Would You Rather Do Perfect for You….
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Watch Some Massive Tits Review The Transformers DVD
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Some Girl Goes Fucking Crazy In Her Bed In Lingerie…..
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Alyssa Milano Lap Dance Video
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Stacy Keibler Divas Do New York Video of a Photoshoot Where She’s Wearing Very Little
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Some Girl Rips a Huge Fart
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Jessica Biel Gets Her Ass Grabbed By A Chick Because She’s a Dude
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Fergie Showing Off Her Abs and Ass in Thailand Performing With the Black Eyed Peas
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Some Chick Named Lucy Carrols Does Penthouse Naked…
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Christina Milian Lookin’ Hot at Some Event Showing Off Her TIts
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Cracked.com Writer Describes Porn He’s Watching Video
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Ashley TIsdale Is Doing a Mall Tour To Promote Her Shitty Music in a Stupid Outfit
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Look Down Melissa Joan Hart’s Shirt Because Her Tits Look Big
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Mena Suvari is Topless for Vanity Fair
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L.A. Lakers Caught Betting On Illegal Street Fights Video
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Britney Out in Some Shorts
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J-Lo Performing In Maternity Wear for All You Ready to Drop Fetishists
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Amanda Bynes Wears Short Shorts
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Hayden Panettiere’s Pinup Pictures for Vanity Fair
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Hayden Panettiere’s Bent Over in Shorts Pictures Because You Like Dumpy Ass Short Legged Famous Chicks
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Tara Reid Has Amazing Cleavage Now That She Got Her Shitty Tit Job Re-Done, I Wonder If She Still Has Nipples
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Tricia Helfer Nipple Slip Pictures Because You Like Nipples Even When You Don’t Know Who the Bitch They Belong To Is
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Lohan Lookin Hot Except for her Loser New Boyfriend Who She Needs To Cheat on Now…
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Sophie Monk is Naked for Vegetarians and For Me Because I Think She’s Got It Going On….
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Britney Gastineau is the Anorexic I Love Because She’s Anorexic of the Day
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Some Chick Named Tania Zaetta Posing in Some Kind of Thong
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Kid Rock Gets Arrested at the WaffleHouse Because He’s a Rockstar
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Some Billie Piper Photoshoot Where You Can See Her Panties, IF You Don’t Mind Her Fucked Up Jaw
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Heidi Montag and Her Boyfriend Almost Died…But Didn’t Because God Hates Us.
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Tila Tequila’s Showing Off her Naked Tits
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Cam Girl is Ready for Halloween
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3 Teens Banging Dildos Together which is More Fun That 1 Teen Banging a Dildo Alone
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Listen to Kim Kardashian Talk About How Justin Timberlake is Her Dream Date Scroll Down To Find It…
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Some Pissing in Public Video
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This is Insane – Sex While Driving Video
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Some Woman Runs Over a Midget and He Makes Her Suck His Dick or He’ll Sue Video
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Lenny Kravitz’s Daughter is Kinda Hot
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This is One of the Main Reason’s I Fucking Hate Frat Boys…With a Passion….
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Some Girls Aloud Performing Cellphone Pics
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Petra Nemcova’s Got Some New Lingerie Pics
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Check Out the War on Terror’s Logo – It is Fucking Hysterical and I Can’t Take Shit Serious
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Some Hot Cheerleaders from Around the World
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Look How Tight This Older Chick Is In This Micro Bikini…I Am Almost Blown Away
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Some Hot Tennis Chick
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Which Sleazy 2008 Calendar is your Favorite
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Dancing…When She Really Should be Doing Aerobics Cuz She’s Fat
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Do You Know This Girl Cuz She’s Showing Off Her Vagina
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Vote For Me in the Blogger’s Choice Awards I Want to Win
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Some Dude Confesses His Problems in the stepFORUM
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Some Girl Shows Her Box in the stepFORUM
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Stream Some Band Called the West Indian Girls Album. I am Not Saying They Are Good….I am Saying You Can Stream The Album
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Paris Hilton Wants to Get Frozen So That She Can Live For Thousands of Years Because Science Hates Us….
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Pink and Her Husband Finally Break Up Because He Remembers that He Likes Vagina
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Ivanna Pallotti is Some Argentinian Model Posing in a Bikini
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Use This to Get Laid on Halloween
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Porns Sexx is Not A Good Porn Site
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Bonus
The Best Fucking Mix I’ve Heard in a Long time by an Artist Named WALE!!! Called 100 Miles and Running Mixed by Nick Catchdubs
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