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2007

21

Nov

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Some girl emailed me asking to be my muse. I told her that if she wants to be my muse she has to have sex with me and by sex I mean lick my asshole because that’s where my inspiration comes from, but since I am a nice guy, I’d hate to have to put her or anyone else through that hell because the reality is, I don’t know what a muse is or what the word means and I am too lazy to find out….

I got an email from one of you telling me that her will be in Montreal for the holiday weekend and that they want to take me out. The truth is that I don’t like to leave my house and if I do, it’s not to hang with psycho dudes who read this site and may want me dead. It’s to get away from my wife. So I appreciate the free booze offer but II am surprised anyone would ever try to meet me off the internet because meeting people off the internet is fucking weird and makes me feel uncomfortable. The condition of me ever meeting anyone from the internet is tht we make a Match.com commercial because I’ve always wanted to publically humiliate myself on national TV by telling the world I am a loser with no game who needs dating sites to get pussy.

Either way here’s a hot album to download:

Download the Brand New Alicia Keys Album
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Now Here are the Rest of my Links

Here are Pictures from the Maxim Hometown Hotties Contest Party I Wasn’t Invited To…Thanks.
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Coco is on Law & Order SVU Tonight. Watch The Clip Cuz We All Love Us Some Coco
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Some Chick Named Vanessa Layton McIntosh Has Huge Tits and an Upskirt
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Angelina Jolie Naked in Beowulf
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Heidi Klum Playing With Her Tits Video
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Some Naked Shop Owner Prank
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Some Suicide Girls in Picture Action…Because Alternative Models Make For Good Times because They Know They Aren’t Hot….
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Silvia Rosales is Some Hot Bikini Model and This is Her Photoshoot Video
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Britney Spears Lost Her Virginity When She Was 14
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Selma Blair Wears a Jewish Outfit of the Day
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Hayden Panettiere Does Some Hot Photoshoot. I Can’t Believe I Just Said That….
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Some Dude Intentionally Lets a Girl Beat Him Up So That He Can Feel Her Vagina Up on Him
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Some Girl Strippin For Her BF in Iraq….
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Ashlee Simpson is a Teenage Girl About Her Smoking and Begs the Paparazzi to Not Tell Anyone Cuz She Doesn’t Want to Get Caught…What a Fag.
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Alicia Keys Looks Pretty Old and Busted at the American Music Awards
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Eva Longoria Has a Retarded Sister Who is Some Kind of Hero
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A Little Mel B Dancing With the Stars Video Because She’s Got Hot Tits
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Some Crazy Bitch Fucking a Cactus….
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Some Fireworks Prank on a Dudes Friend Worth Watching
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Some Kim Kardashian Posing in a Bikini Pictures
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Some Lene Anderson Singing About Her Hot Tits Video
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Accidental Nudity on Family Feud
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Mutant Sex Video of the Day
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Some Couple’s First Wedding Dance Joke….Because Happy Couples With Stupid Sense of Humors Make Me Cry on the Inside….
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Some Hot Slut Named Coral’s Music Video That I Watched Because She’s Hot…
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People Dancing in the Street Like Assholes for Samsung…I Think I Deserve to Get Paid for This…Samsung, If You’re Listening…What’s Up?
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The Oldest Woman to Pose in a Calendar Ever Turns Me On…
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This Girl Has 200 Orgasms a Day
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Human Tetris With Chicks in Bikinis
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Here’s Some More Beowulf Nudity
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Here’s a Video of Gina Gershon and Lots of Pills Lookin Good Enough To Date Rape While She Self-Medicates, Yeah I Can Rap…Fuck You….
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Some Old People Junkie Ads Because When You Get Old, I Suggest Doing Heroin….Because You’re Bound to Die Anyway, Might As Well Make It Fun
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Housewives Going Fucking INSANE because We Like Crazy Housewives
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Some Girl Doing a Fuck Machine
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Someone Introduce Me To This Chick. I Want to Play With Her Hysterectomy Scar
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Here’s Another One of Her
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Some Japanese Bondage Dolls for the Kids
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Sophie Anderton Was Lonely and Needed Money So That’s Why She Became a Hooker…Seems Reasonable….
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Some Hot Cam Girl Doing What Cam Girls Do
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Some Interview With a Rapper Named Freeway
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From Photobucket:

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart and Your Nipples
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Some Girl Posts Her Vagina Next to Pictures of Her Kids…It Seems Fitting Since It’s Their Home
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From The Forum:

Some Suicide Girl Showing Off The Box
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Some Blonde Chick Naked and Rockin’ a Dildo
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Megan Fox for Maxim
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Some Strippers Hot Amateur Pics
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Download Mike Jones – The American Dream
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Download Motley Crue – Music to Crash Your Car To – Discs 1 – 4
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Download the Gorrilaz New CD called D-Sides
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