Nothing says I don’t shave my bush like a girl who wears a pair of jeans that don’t fit proper. It’s like she ripped these off some fat chick or her husband and decided to rock them in public because she’s a Spice Girl and Spice Girls don’t have to always be on.

Point being that I am all for girls who don’t wear 300 dollar jeans that make their asses look amazing, because when a girl wears a pair of standard jeans and still has an amazing ass, you know what you’re dealing with, it’s none of that smoke and mirrors bullshit, like the padded bra, or those titty inserts that has mislead men for years.

Either way, Geri Halliwell looks like a fucking college backpacker going through Europe for her first time and who hasn’t been able to shower or change her clothes for a week because she’s down to her last ten dollars except for her old haggard shitty make up job of a face kinda throws that theory away but she’s like any homeless person who’s clothing serves both as a house and a fashion statement, like the dude who hangs out around my neighborhood who wears a snow suit and billy boots all summer…because I guess he has no where to store his winter clothes.

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