I am posting these pictures of Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green to make you hate yourself more than you already do. I know deep down inside you actually think that you’re so much cooler than this Brian Austin Green motherfucker, and everytime you see this pictures you tell yourself that you are and that you have a chance. But the reality is that he’s slamming the shit out of the girl you spend your days jerking off too, it’s not really your fault though, you just have a thing for the Transformers movie and just can’t seem to get enough.

Speaking of hating yourself, here’s an email one of my many many many 6 readers sent in and I laughed and told him he should take over the site, because let’s face it, I pretty much suck.

Dear Mr. Stepfather,

I suddenly realized this morning that like you, I am a worthless unemployed piece of shit. What made me realize it was that I woke up this morning and my first thought (after pussy of course) was your website. I’m 48 years old, no job and depend on my wife to support me while I sit here drinking beer and looking at your worthless crappy website.

I don’t know what drove me to this, I used to be a manager at a major corporation (not McDonalds) with some good goals in life and had a future. I just happened across your shitty website one day and now here I am, unbathed, unshaven, drinking beer, scratching my balls and looking at porn. My wife is ready to divorce me, the kids hate me and the damn dogs are biting me (probably because I’m eating their food). I guess I need to find some sort of rehab (HA,HA–NOT)! Maybe this is what retirement is all about.

Well anyway, keep up the good work. I would like to see a few more good porn vids and fewer celeb bullshit though. I’m trying to spice up my own sex life since my wife is no longer involved in it thanks to you. You owe me dude!

Sincerely

At least he’s doin’ better than you…..

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