Here are some pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio leaving somewhere with her hot legs, because I like models, but models don’t seem to like me. Everytime I try to chat up the hot girls at the bar, I either sabotage getting them naked by insulting them in the first minute befeore winning them over, or because they don’t like the way I look and think I’m a creep, or at least tell me to get the fuck away and call me a creep.

What they don’t know is that my pet peeave is being called a creep , because I think I’m pretty wholesome, but then i realize i look like a pervert, I am ratty as fuck and I spend my days lookin’ and writing about tits or harassing chicks on facebook, i’ve got about 10 rubber vaginas sprawled out around my computer because some company sent them up for me to do a giveaway on the site but I couldn’t come to terms with seeing them go, because it’s the closest thing to vagina in this apartment, since my wife’s is burried and scary. So even though I don’t use them, adding them to my equation definitely could give people the wrong idea about me, or maybe I just gotta come to terms with the fact that I am a creep, then it won’t bother me so much…

Either way, here’s them legs to creep on.

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