Here are some pictures of Katherine Heigl dressed like a lesbian gym teacher who is training to run a marathon or some shit, and you just ran into her at the grocery store on a Saturday after her workout and you feel awkward because she’s normally wearing a pair of sweats and a polo shirt with a whistle around her neck, and now you’ll have to face her on Monday, knowing you saw her in a sports bra and ill fitting shorts, lookin’ like a sloppy middle aged woman, and you liked it.

I fuckin’ hate sports bras. I don’t know why, it could be because of the way shit hides breast potential, but I think it’s also got something to do with hating the thought of girls doing sports. I am more into girls lookin’ pretty. The second I see them on the Rugby Team, or the Football Team, or the Basketball team, my brain automatically makes them grow a penis. The few sports I’ll watch girls take part in are tennis, because of the orgasm sounds, figure skating, because of the upskirt shit, gymnastics because of the 12 year old lookin’ bodies in leotards and beach volleyball because of the bikinis.

Either way, here’s Katherine Heigl in her stupid shorts and a sports bra.

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