Carmen Electra took her tits out partying in Chile this past weekend, because she’s an international player, and by player I mean old lady with hot fake tits who still goes out to clubs, which is almost as hot as old ladies with fake tits at their local bridge club.

Fake tits are like putting a new motor in a beat up car, because looking at these pictures I see this solid rack that’d you’d expect to see on a tight bodied 20 year old at a club, who hasn’t had kids or done enough drinking or cocaine or eating to destroy herself yet, but when you step back and see that shit thrown up next to the face of a 40 year old, you have to come to terms with the fact that they are just some smoke and mirrors optical illusion that anyone can get with 5,000 dollars, and maybe they’ll win the race, because they are the fastest, but you’re still driving a ’92 Honda Civic, if you know what I mean.

Either way, here’s her cleavage for you to love cuz you pretty much have nothing else going on.

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