Here are some recent Leelee Sobieski ruining a bikini moment by covering herself up in some kind of shirt as she walks her dog.

This reminds me of the big breasted girl who was sitting next to me on the bus who I couldn’t get enough of because of her big breasts and not because she had much else to offer the world. When I looked over her shoulder to get a better look down her shirt like the pervert I am, I noticed she was reading something off her palm pilot and when I zeroed in on that shit, hoping it was some Harlequin style erotica that was making her wet in her panties while I watched her tits bounce, it turned out to be some digital palm version of the bible. Usually when a girl reads the bible on the bus, she’s not the kind of girl who would give you a handjob in a back alley, she’s the kind of girl who would lecture you on how morally wrong handjobs are, so when she stood up at her stop and I saw her oversized Hanes her Way bunched up at the top of her pants like she was one of those party sluts and shit was a G-String I realized that the last time she thought about sex was when she found out where babies come from when she was 5 and that’s about as hot as Leelee Sobieski is in these pictures.

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