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2008

22

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I woke up today still sick as a fucking malnourished African orphan, only fatter and less hungry because my wife brought home a loaf of bread and jar of peanut butter. We’re living the good life. On on the positive side of things, I’ve been fucking brain dead and delusional because of the fever and that’s made life a little more fun because I am under the impression that I am fucking hysterical. Today I went out to get a coffee and decided it would be funny to put on a stupid voice to throw off the people I normally get my coffee from. So I get to the counter and order my shit with some stupid sounding cartoon voice and a big smile on my face like I’m a comedic genius tricking them and they just looked at me like I was an asshole. That’s when I realized what I think is funny isn’t always what other people find funny especially when those people make coffee for assholes like me for minimum wage.

Keep that in mind when clicking my links:

Check Out the Oscar Nominations because The Academy Awards Are Your Favorite Day of the Year
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Paris Hilton Making Out With Jared Leto Because People With The Same STDs Like to Stick Together
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Here Are the Girls of American Idol for You to Jerk Off To…
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Here’s Some Cleavage for You
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Home Shopping Network Chick Has a Breakdown on TV
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Some Britney Spears Wonky Hard Nipple Action
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Some Old Nasty Slut Named Davorka Tovilo in a See Through Dress and Showing Off Her Ass Crack
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Some Hot Bitch in a Bikini for a Sprite Ad
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Disgusting Girls From Youtube Burping and Making Me Want to Throw Up
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Some Asian Chick Farting on Camera
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Some Crazy Chick Fight Leads to a Broken Leg
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Mariah Carey Topless Pictures That Are Probably Fake Cuz That Body Isn’t Fat Enough
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Mischa Barton is Sloppy at Sundance
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Some Salma Hayek Breast Milk Gossip Gets Me Horny
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Some Ass Massage Video
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Do Girls Have Sex With Dov Charney for Free American Apparel Clothing?
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Driverless Cars of the future.
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Stacy Keibler’s Legs Do Luggage
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Her Name is Sabrina Couture and She’s a Club Slut Posing Half Naked
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Jessica Alba in a New Sexy Shower Scene from A New Movie She’s In From Before She Was Preggers
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This is a Pretty Funny Photoshop Lesson That You Can Probably Relate To
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Some Russian Politician Makes Politics More Interesting By Getting Girls Naked For Him
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Some Webcam Girl Dancing a Fool in Her Underwear
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Homeless, Toothless Crackhead Confession of Having Sex on Drugs With Obama Youtube Prank Is Funny…
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Mischa Barton Will Be Showing Her Floppy Tits in a New Movie
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Kim Kardashian Handed Out Condoms With Reggie Bush Which is Weird Since She Doesn’t Use Condoms Like a Good Little Amateur Porn Slut
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Bert and Ernie Do Speed Metal
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Zoe Kravitz is Hot Enough to Masturbate To
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It’s Snowing Here So Check Out this Bikini Gallery To Remind You What Summer is All About….I Kinda Like The 2 Chicks Making Out The Best
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A Dude’s Hair Catches on Fire While Getting It On With a Chick
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Some Flashback Angelina Jolie Sexy Videos
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Naked Wrestling Chicks Cunt Lock Each Other
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Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are in Another Fight
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April Scott is Hot in Dukes of Hazard
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Louise Glover is Some Slut in Black Lingerie
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Some Sleazy Paparazzi Trying to Sneak an Alba Upskirt Shot but Making it Pretty Obvious Because He Wants To See Her Baby Hole
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Another Webcam Girl Dancing
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Leticia Cline is Some Wrestling Bitch and She’s Showing Off her Pussy
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Amy Winehouse Shopping in a Bra
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4 Girls Getting Naked Together in a Casting Call Pictures
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Diddy is Changing His Name Again Because He’s Crazy
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Some Cam Chick Showing Off Her Big Fake Tits….
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Some Throwback Penelope Cruz Nip Slip…Cuz Nipples Make For Good Dinner Conversation
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This is Some Girl Who Thinks She’s Too Hot For His Own Good and Started a Site Hoping Lame Dudes Will Pay To Watch Her Get Naked Which They Probably Do Because Guys Will Watch Any Girl Get Naked, Even One Who Posts Her Monthly Expenses Online….
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And Another Webcam Girl in a Thong
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Some Palestinian Woman Showing Off Her Palestinian Tits
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Hottest Sex Scene Ever to Air On TV
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Are you Cool Enough to Buyy Yourself Some CobraSnake/Aoki Pillows?
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Some More Hot Amy Winehouse Pictures
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Guy’s Fat Girlfriend Showing Off Her Fat Tits and Fat Pussy For Him….and Now For You
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FROM THE FORUM

Cat Power – Jukebox
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Fabriclive 22 – Scratch Perverts
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The Eraser Remixes
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Eurythmics Greatest Hits
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Nirvana – In Utero
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Cat Power – You Are Free
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Nirvana – From the Muddy Banks of the Wishkah
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I am Legend soundtrack
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Sharking
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Get Yourself some Chocolate Milk Jugs Pervert
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If You Buy This, You’ll Probably Get Sex….
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Now All You Need is to Find Girls To Fuck…
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