Kim and Kourtney Kardashian were spotted on the beaches of Miami because their lives are fucking vacations funded by their daddy’s blood money and Big Sister Kardashian’s porn money.

The thing I love about sisters is that when the older one who paves the way and lays the moral foundation of what is acceptable for the family by being a party slut whore with a sex tape gets to the point where she needs to wear a one-piece to cover her fat stomach, even if that one-piece looks like something a cheap drug addicted stripper would wear to dance class, and by dance class I mean work, we still have the younger, tighter bodied one with less publicly but more drive to turn to for a fresher take on an old story. If you know what I mean…

Speaking of Old Story, I think these pictures may be from the beginning of the month, but she was in Miami last night, so her repetitive life of partying and being on the beach is just blurring into one big old mess and I’m smart enough to figure it out.

BONUS – The Kardashian Sisters Hosting a Party in Miami Last Night because That’s What Their Tits Do….