I decided to declare a snow day today because it is snowing outside and I’ve never had the excitement of school being cancelled because of the weather since I never really went to school. I am smart like that.

Unfortunately, I got bored because I don’t read and don’t watch TV and still haven’t started drinking again because of this flu and figured I’d post these pictures of Sophie Monk because she has hot legs and I have an internet crush on her.

Dreams of doing a match.com commercial together like all the other losers who meet each other on the internet are probably unlikely because Sophie Monk is just pictures to me, and being on TV with a picture I fell in love with on the internet would be pretty humiliating but I guess that is what happens when you are unsatisfied in your pathetic life, like me.

Either way, I feel the more visibility she gets, the more fans she’ll get even if only 5 of you actually read the site and that will give her the taste of success that will lead to wanting more. When she realizes that the only way to get more is to get more naked and that will give me something more interesting to look at than my own belly hanging over the computer, despite how exciting that may sound.

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