Here’s a little Marisa Miller supermodel at some superbowl shit because I am not tired of supermodels and any events,

We’ve already made it past superbowl monday’s traffic surge because it’s the biggest internet traffic day of the year according to my web hosting company and we’ve made it past super tuesday that I haven’t been watching the news because I am not American, live in Canada and hate politics and voting because my vote doesn’t matter. So I don’t know who won your event but I can assume that the republicans are doing pretty good because no white man wants to see a woman or a black dude in power and no woman really wants to see a woman in power because deep down inside they want to be the first female president because it was a childhood dream…and no black dude wants to see a black dude in office because they don’t even trust their own mother’s enough to not try to rip them off. So the democrats who all want Bush out but look at their options and realize another 4 more years of war really, recession and cowboy patriotic bullshit about freedom, isn’t as bad as having a woman or a black dude ruin what the country has worked so hard against the since the inception of the president’s job description….

I don’t really know what I am talking about, but I do know a mode when I see one, actually I don’t, I just ask every girl I meet if she’s a model because it tricks them into thinking that I think they are hot enough to make a living off their looks, and that’s usually enough of a glaze over their eyes to get them happy enough to show me their vaginas…..and this is Marisa Miller from Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret and her big breasts in a black dress that you could have probably figured out on your own, provided you aren’t blind, which I think is a safe assumption since you’re making a conscious effort to not read this and not actually not reading it because the whole world is night all the time for you…..

I think that was called rambling on. I’ll stop now…

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