My wife had some special event to go to for a friend from her old job’s retirement party or some shit and she was all fucking excited because it meant getting out of the house and having a wife time. My wife is a little delusional and thinks she has it going on when she takes some time on herself to get ready, because she normally is too fuckin’ lazy to put on make-up or do her hair or wear anything that doesn’t have an elastic waste band…she was trying to brag to me about how great she looks and how everyone will be in awe and want pictures. I tried to explain to her that they will just be in awe that someone that big is still alive, like they are witnessing some kind of medical miracle because no heart can handle the kind of shit she puts it through just trying to get off the fuckin’ couch.
She told me I put her down to make me feel better about myself and so that she feels undesirable and will never leave her….I tried to explain to her that I want her to leave me and the fact that I wake up to her everyday makes it impossible for me to feel better about myself. What makes me feel better about myself is that I had the night to myself with the hope she meets someone new. I am drunk and here are my links…
19 Year Old Dancing With the Stars Chick is Staying a Virgin Til Marriage But Probably Sucks a Mean Dick
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Here’s a Compilation of Kelly Brook in Hot Action
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Guess The Ugly Celebrity Baby
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How To Have Hot Webcam Sex…
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Sophie Monk Totally Naked in a Movie…Amazing
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Mary Kate Olsen’s Last Boyfriend Died of a Drug Overdose and her New Boyfriend Was in a Coma From a Drug Overdose for 3 Months…
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Telamundo’s newest star Monica Noguera Posing Sexy
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FOUND PORN
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Some College Girl on Girl Action
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The 27 Most Hilarious Album Covers of All Time
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Camilla Belle is Worth Fucking
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Some Hot Sexy Panties in Picture
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Some Club Slut in a Gold Bikini
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This Bitch has the Tightest Ass I’ve Ever Seen
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Asian Photographer’s Go for the Upskirt
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Fat and Lazy Katherine Heigl Eats While Her Husband Does All The Work
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Bruce Willis Likes Smoking Weed
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Rihanna and Chris Brown Getting It On
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A Bunch of Jamaican Chicks Beat up a Dude
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Rachel McAdams is Boring But Still Shows Off Her Legs
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Lucy Pinder in a Hot TV AD
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Some Topless Chick Rockin’ Out on Guitar With her Cat
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How To Use a Cock Ring….
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Obama has Some Ties to Terrorism
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Kate’s Playground in a Throwback but Fuckin’ Hot Video
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More Topless Pics of the IU Cheerleader
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Some Vagina Pastries are Cheaper and Taste Better than the Vagina You’re Getting
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Some Gossip Columnist Recreates the Lohan Pictures
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St Patrick’s Day Special….Celtic Cuties
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A Tribute to Jennifer Aniston’s Ass
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Jay Z and His Successful Jewish Banker Friend Bang Julia Stiles
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Tyra Banks in a Mini Skirt Showing Off her Mid Section
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Here is a College Facial
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Jenna Jameson’s Ass Flash on the Runway
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Big Breasted Japanese Model Gets Arrested
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How to Perform a Self Breast Exam
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A Granny in a Corset To Get You Excited
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Some Chicks Dirty Dancing and getting Naked
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Some Creepy Virgin Dude Talks About Being a Zoophile Weirdness
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Some Hot Chick Posing with an Exotic Car in her Underwear
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Some Flavor of Love Bitch Posing
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How To Live Out Your Sexual Fantasies
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Here is a Beefy Fucking Pussy
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET
Some Floppy Fuckin’ Photobucket Tits
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FROM THE FORUM:
Some Slut named Andrea
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Close Up Hidden Toilet Cam
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Young and Busty
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Tiffany
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Lifehacker PDF
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Vanessa Hudgens
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Pre-Release Gnarls Barkley
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Explosions in the Sky
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L7 – Bricks Are Heavy
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RJD2 – Since We Last Spoke
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Winslow – EP
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Dead Prez – M-1 Condidential
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Arctic Monkeys – Whatever People Say
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SEND YOUR DRUNKEN SPRING BREAK PICTURES HERE!
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This Will Help You Get Pussy
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Find Girls To Fuck Now.
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She Loves Monster Cocks…..Too Bad For You
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